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I dreamt that I had sex with Paris Hilton. But since I seem to be the only person on earth that doesn't have actual sex in dreams, I never actually consumated our relationship. I know what your thinking, Paris Hilton? I know I know, she's pretty horrific but for some reason I can't stop thinking about her.
Oh well, she wanted to have sex, but she didn't want to use a condom, and I considered it for a minute, and then thought, No, this is Paris Hilton, she has a sex movie on the internet, I think I should use a condom, so I ran out to the store to get some but when I got back the paparazzi were there, so we took off to my house, when we got there, I woke up, and instead of going back to sleep and finishing the job, I decided to make coffee and write about it on livejournal.
I'm a fuckin' loser.
jordan
Oh well, she wanted to have sex, but she didn't want to use a condom, and I considered it for a minute, and then thought, No, this is Paris Hilton, she has a sex movie on the internet, I think I should use a condom, so I ran out to the store to get some but when I got back the paparazzi were there, so we took off to my house, when we got there, I woke up, and instead of going back to sleep and finishing the job, I decided to make coffee and write about it on livejournal.
I'm a fuckin' loser.
jordan