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So last night was eventful.
There was a party next door, so of course we stopped by!
I've decided that I'm going to have sex with the cute room mate. The second cutest might also be an option.
I punched a kid in the face because he wouldn't shut up about how he hated Sameer. Seriously. Mother fucker deserved it too.
That's love though. There aren't a whole lot of my friends who I would punch someone in the face to defend.
The Asian kid who I was dancing with tried to rape my...just about anyway. I have a hickey to prove it. Not fucking cool. Dudes need to understand that they shouldn't be all up in mah grill like dat! P.S. You were the worst kisser I've met in a LONG time. It was so bad that I just left and went to bed because I couldn't handle the groping anymore.
The end.
There was a party next door, so of course we stopped by!
I've decided that I'm going to have sex with the cute room mate. The second cutest might also be an option.
I punched a kid in the face because he wouldn't shut up about how he hated Sameer. Seriously. Mother fucker deserved it too.
That's love though. There aren't a whole lot of my friends who I would punch someone in the face to defend.
The Asian kid who I was dancing with tried to rape my...just about anyway. I have a hickey to prove it. Not fucking cool. Dudes need to understand that they shouldn't be all up in mah grill like dat! P.S. You were the worst kisser I've met in a LONG time. It was so bad that I just left and went to bed because I couldn't handle the groping anymore.
The end.