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[greenjumpsuit]

So in the small hours of the morning is when I do my best thinking. And it occurred to me somewhere between thigh stretch no. 56 (variation lotus-in-water) and thigh stretch (variation lotus-in-water) no. 59 is that in all honesty

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[fateshaped]

How unfortunate that you are unable to kick yourself in the head.

[greenjumpsuit]

See also: Physically impossible.

ps. I still am not the unfortunate person who dyed your socks pink!

[fateshaped]

Ah. But physically impossible things are proved possible every day. You, after all, exist.

I haven't accused you.

[greenjumpsuit]

What! Well it's. Surely that was not a compliment, but what a gloriously impossible world we live in! Wait, no. I have you now. You meant that ironically.

ANYWAY

Just an observation that you've been not-so subtly interrogating everyone who ventures near the laundry room. Thus I suspected that I was next on the list.

[fateshaped]

...I'm not going to explain the intricacies of insults to you Lee. I simply don't have the time to make you understand.

It is within my rights to inquire who did the latest laundry load, especially when it is my clothing that hangs in the balance.

[greenjumpsuit]

All I need to know about insults, I learned as a child on the school grounds. I = rubber, you = glue.

Well if it's your laundry's fate that hangs in the balanace. I don't argue that I, too, would be upset if one of our number were to mispour the Purex and ruin one of my Gai-sensei-special suits. I merely don't understand your need for Revenge, or whatever this is.

[fateshaped]

Which is why I think you're a moron.

I don't need revenge. I simply would like to educate this person on the proper ways to handle whites and colors.

[greenjumpsuit]

Which is why you are glue. And thus sticky and pale white. Seriously you ought to spend more time outside in the sun.

That's good to hear at least. I needn't have horrible flashbacks to that Incident with you and Hinata-san, then. I think it's wonderful that you know so ... much about laundry.

[fateshaped]

I spend plenty of time outside. Have you seen the rest of my family? It's called genetics.

Any moron knows not to mix whites and colors. Except for the one that did it, obviously, which means they obviously lack a brain completely.

[greenjumpsuit]

There's no need to get all ruffled. It's just that your family lives so far in the inner quarters, and I was TRYING not to assume anything ridiculous. You know, like paying attention to rumors. Because I, Rock Lee, don't pay attention to silly rumors!

Honestly, Neji. Everyone you meet you call a moron.

[fateshaped]

What rumors.

Not everyone.

[greenjumpsuit]

What rumors?

Who??? Do tell. He/she must be sainted.

[fateshaped]

Lee. What rumors.

Hn. None of your business.

[greenjumpsuit]

Ok but Don't take it too seriously because I the girls I heard it from might not have been entirely serious.

Inbreeding

NOT THAT I would give credence to rumors but well -- would explain your inherited skin tone and the issue of your eyesight. But even if it were true, one's biological family isn't necessarily one's family of the HEART.

Why all the secrecy?

[fateshaped]

...

I'm not dignifying that rumor with a rebuttal.

No secrecy. I just don't feel obligated to tell you.

[greenjumpsuit]

I KNEW it along, I knew it was stuff and nonsense.

Neji.