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Valuable life lesson: When the 30 year-old stepladder you're standing on decides to prove why you shouldn't be standing on a 30 year-old stepladder, grab the beam the garage door opener is hanging on, not the garage door opener itself.
Which, I guess, is two valuable life lessons if you count "Don't use a 30 year-old stepladder."
Which, I guess, is two valuable life lessons if you count "Don't use a 30 year-old stepladder."