Oct 31, 2012 02:55
A week from now, November 6th, is Election Day for Local, State and Federal Elections. So once more I make a plea to the American public to Please Don't Vote.
Every other person that votes dilutes the power of my own vote, so Please Don't Vote. You don't know who I am or know what values I have, you have no idea if I am informed on the issues or not, you have no ideas if I am an altruistic individual or egotistical neurotic seeking my own personal wealth without regard to anyone else; but you can trust me; so Please Don't Vote.
The American political system is organized knowing most people are not going to vote, and fewer still are going to look into any of the issues or candidates. Luckily the political parties and the people who care enough to give them money are looking out for your best interests, so Please Don't Vote.
Mom, apple pie, Chevrolet, puppy dogs, god and family, so Please Don't Vote.
Please Don't Vote 2012!
2012,
satire,
don't vote