Balewatch part 9 -
Last night seven people participated in Balewatch. The feature was American Psycho.
The Balewatchers:
Allison - Andrew - Ann - Erika - Esther - Perry - Sally
“You’re recording everything we say?” - Andrew
“No. Just the clever things.” - Sally
“Why is Willem Dafoe really ugly?” - Andrew
“Because he’s AWESOME.” - Perry
“Oh my god, Eames, you can’t just ask someone why they’re ugly.” - Ann
“My crevice is exposed.” - Allison
“This is so ridiculous.” - Allison
“This looks kinda fun.” - Erika
“Underwear. Underwear.” - Perry
“You’re spoiling the yoga.” - Erika
“That’s a really professional body.” - Ann
“Yes.” - Allison
“Yes.” - Perry
“And that’s a very professional butt.” - Allison
“He’s peeling off his face.” - Andrew
“This is the song of professionalists.” - Esther (Walking on Sunshine.)
“Just say no.” - Patrick Bateman
“To drugs.” - Andrew
“And more professionalism.” - Esther
“Heehee, I love the ATM so much.” - Ann
“It’s a far cry from Amy and Laurie.” - Perry
“You’re a playful yet mysterious little dish.” - Ann
“I thought it said Batman on it.” - Allison
“That guy has a total butt cut.” - Esther
“I never had a butt cut for the record.” - Andrew
“I want to handle the Fischer account.” - Sally
“This is the awesome scene.” - Esther
“…consummate professionalism.” - BALE
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA." - Sally & Ann
O_o - Everyone else.
“I have always found this scene so hot.” - Ann
“This is not as cute as a little Amelia packing her suitcase.” - Ann
“Ahhh.” - Sally
“Suspenders.” - Ann
“Jesus christ, they’re red.” - Sally
“A little too thick.” - Ann
“Better than too thin.” - Me
“Ah yes, Willem Dafoe.” - Andrew
“Oh those shorts.” - Sally
“Oh yeah, Christy and Sabrina.” - Ann
“Yahoo.” - Perry
“I’m so excited for Christy and Sabrina.” - Ann
“Look at that phone. Like a big dildo.” - Andrew
“What?” - Esther
“It’s huge.” - Andrew
“That’s what she said.” - Perry
“I can’t wait for the *muscles*” - Esther
“Yes! So excited!” - Ann
“This album hits a new peak of professionalism.” - Bale
“The shot that launched a thousand icons.” - Ann
“That’s not a good drawer.” - Ann
“That’s not the drawer you want people to open.” - Sally
“Bonest?” - everyone
“Hellooo, suspenders.” - Ann
“I thought she said fetch for a minute.” - Sally
“Stop trying to make fit happen.” - Ann
“She’s just a hapless prostitute.” - Perry
“I don’t think I’ve ever heard the phrase ‘hapless prostitute.’” - Esther
“It’s a new one. Hello, I’m hapless and I’m a prostitute.” - Ann
“Run for it, Christy!” - Sally
“You can make it, babe.” - Ann
“The biting the leg is my favorite.” - Ann
“It’s basically om nom nom.” - Esther
“He’s honest at least.” - Allison
“Andrew, I think your drawings are a little better than his.” - Esther
“I’m just a happy camper.” - Bale
“He’s just a professional.” - Esther
"Even after admitting this there is no catharsis, my punishment continues to elude me and I gain no deeper knowledge of myself; no new knowledge can be extracted from my telling." - Bale
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH." Ann & Sally
Professional scores:
Character:
Ann: 5
Sally: 5.5
Erika: 5
Allison: 5
Andrew: O.0
Esther: 6.5
Perry: 4.5
Personal:
Ann: 9.5
Sally: 10
Erika: 8
Perry: 10
Allison: 10 (Body Extremes)
Andrew: 9
Esther: 9
Jared Leto: 8 - for getting skullfucked with an axe.
Reese Witherspoon: 7 - 80's Girlfriend.
The Balewatchers:
Allison - Andrew - Ann - Erika - Esther - Perry - Sally
“You’re recording everything we say?” - Andrew
“No. Just the clever things.” - Sally
“Why is Willem Dafoe really ugly?” - Andrew
“Because he’s AWESOME.” - Perry
“Oh my god, Eames, you can’t just ask someone why they’re ugly.” - Ann
“My crevice is exposed.” - Allison
“This is so ridiculous.” - Allison
“This looks kinda fun.” - Erika
“Underwear. Underwear.” - Perry
“You’re spoiling the yoga.” - Erika
“That’s a really professional body.” - Ann
“Yes.” - Allison
“Yes.” - Perry
“And that’s a very professional butt.” - Allison
“He’s peeling off his face.” - Andrew
“This is the song of professionalists.” - Esther (Walking on Sunshine.)
“Just say no.” - Patrick Bateman
“To drugs.” - Andrew
“And more professionalism.” - Esther
“Heehee, I love the ATM so much.” - Ann
“It’s a far cry from Amy and Laurie.” - Perry
“You’re a playful yet mysterious little dish.” - Ann
“I thought it said Batman on it.” - Allison
“That guy has a total butt cut.” - Esther
“I never had a butt cut for the record.” - Andrew
“I want to handle the Fischer account.” - Sally
“This is the awesome scene.” - Esther
“…consummate professionalism.” - BALE
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA." - Sally & Ann
O_o - Everyone else.
“I have always found this scene so hot.” - Ann
“This is not as cute as a little Amelia packing her suitcase.” - Ann
“Ahhh.” - Sally
“Suspenders.” - Ann
“Jesus christ, they’re red.” - Sally
“A little too thick.” - Ann
“Better than too thin.” - Me
“Ah yes, Willem Dafoe.” - Andrew
“Oh those shorts.” - Sally
“Oh yeah, Christy and Sabrina.” - Ann
“Yahoo.” - Perry
“I’m so excited for Christy and Sabrina.” - Ann
“Look at that phone. Like a big dildo.” - Andrew
“What?” - Esther
“It’s huge.” - Andrew
“That’s what she said.” - Perry
“I can’t wait for the *muscles*” - Esther
“Yes! So excited!” - Ann
“This album hits a new peak of professionalism.” - Bale
“The shot that launched a thousand icons.” - Ann
“That’s not a good drawer.” - Ann
“That’s not the drawer you want people to open.” - Sally
“Bonest?” - everyone
“Hellooo, suspenders.” - Ann
“I thought she said fetch for a minute.” - Sally
“Stop trying to make fit happen.” - Ann
“She’s just a hapless prostitute.” - Perry
“I don’t think I’ve ever heard the phrase ‘hapless prostitute.’” - Esther
“It’s a new one. Hello, I’m hapless and I’m a prostitute.” - Ann
“Run for it, Christy!” - Sally
“You can make it, babe.” - Ann
“The biting the leg is my favorite.” - Ann
“It’s basically om nom nom.” - Esther
“He’s honest at least.” - Allison
“Andrew, I think your drawings are a little better than his.” - Esther
“I’m just a happy camper.” - Bale
“He’s just a professional.” - Esther
"Even after admitting this there is no catharsis, my punishment continues to elude me and I gain no deeper knowledge of myself; no new knowledge can be extracted from my telling." - Bale
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH." Ann & Sally
Professional scores:
Character:
Ann: 5
Sally: 5.5
Erika: 5
Allison: 5
Andrew: O.0
Esther: 6.5
Perry: 4.5
Personal:
Ann: 9.5
Sally: 10
Erika: 8
Perry: 10
Allison: 10 (Body Extremes)
Andrew: 9
Esther: 9
Jared Leto: 8 - for getting skullfucked with an axe.
Reese Witherspoon: 7 - 80's Girlfriend.