Dear Livejournal
I'm having the most awesomely bad hilariously hellish day ever.
I woke up because my body is pissed. I go to roll over, and I feel the sharpest angriest pain ever. I become fully aware I am not drunk anymore, and also become aware that the probability of me having a broken shoulder is very, very high.
So, I get up, request that someone aid me in getting to a doctor so we can investigate the matter, I gotta wait a couple of hours. I remember that I'm supposed to be caring for this dog.
So I take her outside and play with her for a little while.
During this episode, a hornet lands on me. I have never in my life been stung by a hornet. In my panic to get it off, I swing at it with the arm connected to my probably broken shoulder, miss, and piss it off. It stings me, and flies away... awesome.
I shower, which is also very fun. Go to get dressed, and rip my underclothing accidentally, indicating that it's likely that I should get some new underbritches.
I'm so totally psyched. This day is so terrible, that I can't stop laughing. The whole situation is like the best joke that nature and I ever played on me.... or myself.. which of those is correct?
I woke up because my body is pissed. I go to roll over, and I feel the sharpest angriest pain ever. I become fully aware I am not drunk anymore, and also become aware that the probability of me having a broken shoulder is very, very high.
So, I get up, request that someone aid me in getting to a doctor so we can investigate the matter, I gotta wait a couple of hours. I remember that I'm supposed to be caring for this dog.
So I take her outside and play with her for a little while.
During this episode, a hornet lands on me. I have never in my life been stung by a hornet. In my panic to get it off, I swing at it with the arm connected to my probably broken shoulder, miss, and piss it off. It stings me, and flies away... awesome.
I shower, which is also very fun. Go to get dressed, and rip my underclothing accidentally, indicating that it's likely that I should get some new underbritches.
I'm so totally psyched. This day is so terrible, that I can't stop laughing. The whole situation is like the best joke that nature and I ever played on me.... or myself.. which of those is correct?