But, seriously. I literally cheered aloud when I read that
Paris Hilton is going back to jail. To serve out her entire 45-day sentence. Seriously, I'd like to buy this judge a beer.
Here's a hilarious snippet from the article:
Screaming and crying, Paris Hilton was escorted out of a courtroom and back to jail Friday after a judge ruled that she must serve out her entire 45-day sentence behind bars rather than in her Hollywood Hills home.
"It's not right!" shouted the weeping Hilton, who violated her parole in a reckless driving case. "Mom!" she called out to her mother in the audience.
Do you mean, it's not right to laugh? Because I did. Sorry, Paris, but you cannot just be "excused" from jail because you cried too damn much. Tell that to the lady in Cell block 9 who's in jail for the next nine years. Then see how you feel.