May 03, 2007 11:23
Dr.Cox: Oh now, Bob, what the hell, have you just been sitting on your pruney keister all day, reading the paper? Dr.Kelso: Heavens, no! I also went downstairs to get a cup of coffee.
Dr.Cox: (Sits Down) Well, it must be nice not having everyone want a piece of you. If one more person interrupts my me-time, I'm gonna go ahead and get a tattoo of my hand giving the middle finger on the back of my head.
Dr.Kelso: Well, why not? It's not as though it could make you look any more like a psychopath.
Dr.Cox: Well, whatever it takes for them to leave me alone.
Dr.Kelso: (Smirking) ... You love it.
Dr.Cox: (Confused) How's that?
Dr.Kelso: Being everybody's go-to guy. Perry, people do not do things over and over unless they get some kind of joy out of it. I've been watching you for twenty years, champ. Your joy comes from being needed. That's who you are.
Dr.Cox: (Stunned)...