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whoa i had the craziest dream last night. dont ask me why i was even thinking of these people but it was crazy. here it goes.
me and my friend shaun were just hangin out on vacation somewhere. we were in a hotel and he decides to call up one of his friends to go
play baseball. he tells me i cant go because i wouldnt be good. so i call tiff and am like lets go do something! she comes to pick me up
on a motorcycle and we drive off, picking up other motorcycles on the way. so we come to this race track thing and were about to race
and as soon as she goes of i fall off and have to wait at the starting line. as i am waiting up comes John Underwood Dana and a few of
their friends. so i see john sit down and im all OMG hey! john whats up? we talk for a bit and then hes like im gonna go sit back down im
like thats cool and give him a friendly kiss goodbye. then BAM! chicks get pissed!!! dana starts crying and susan comes up and starts
bitching at me. im like whoa dude i just kissed him goodbye everyone does that in college! but she starts pushing me. so we're in a brawl
and for some reason i grab her crotch but instead of girl parts i feel this tiny dick! im like what the hell!? she gets really
embarrassed and instead of fighting me anymore she desides to steal my purse. i run over to her and grab it back so she steals someone
elses. i report her and get her arrested. i go over an appologize to dana. i tell her i didnt relize she would take it like she took it.
she immediately stops crying and gives me a hug and tells me she wasnt crying because i gave john a kiss she was crying because i didnt
come over and give her one too. so i give her a kiss goodbye and off me and tiffany go on her motorcycle back to my hotel.
isnt that weird? i havent even thought of susan in forever. dana and john i miss a lot. the motorcycle was because i watched pay check last night. i miss tiff a lot too. and shaun left yesterday to go to athens. i love analyzing my weird ass dreams. i dont think anyone reads this anymore any way but at least now when i want to remember my weird dream i can look this up. i miss you all!!!!!!!!!!! <3
me and my friend shaun were just hangin out on vacation somewhere. we were in a hotel and he decides to call up one of his friends to go
play baseball. he tells me i cant go because i wouldnt be good. so i call tiff and am like lets go do something! she comes to pick me up
on a motorcycle and we drive off, picking up other motorcycles on the way. so we come to this race track thing and were about to race
and as soon as she goes of i fall off and have to wait at the starting line. as i am waiting up comes John Underwood Dana and a few of
their friends. so i see john sit down and im all OMG hey! john whats up? we talk for a bit and then hes like im gonna go sit back down im
like thats cool and give him a friendly kiss goodbye. then BAM! chicks get pissed!!! dana starts crying and susan comes up and starts
bitching at me. im like whoa dude i just kissed him goodbye everyone does that in college! but she starts pushing me. so we're in a brawl
and for some reason i grab her crotch but instead of girl parts i feel this tiny dick! im like what the hell!? she gets really
embarrassed and instead of fighting me anymore she desides to steal my purse. i run over to her and grab it back so she steals someone
elses. i report her and get her arrested. i go over an appologize to dana. i tell her i didnt relize she would take it like she took it.
she immediately stops crying and gives me a hug and tells me she wasnt crying because i gave john a kiss she was crying because i didnt
come over and give her one too. so i give her a kiss goodbye and off me and tiffany go on her motorcycle back to my hotel.
isnt that weird? i havent even thought of susan in forever. dana and john i miss a lot. the motorcycle was because i watched pay check last night. i miss tiff a lot too. and shaun left yesterday to go to athens. i love analyzing my weird ass dreams. i dont think anyone reads this anymore any way but at least now when i want to remember my weird dream i can look this up. i miss you all!!!!!!!!!!! <3