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Jun 11, 2009 10:33

Of course, Luis and I contribute positively to society while at work.  What are you talking about?!

me:  just like the sixth sense
luis:  omg yeah!!!
creepy
why is that 8 year old hanging out with grown up bruce willis
what a twist!!!!!
me: and, god damn, i wish i got to hang out with grown-up bruce willis as an 8yo
luis: it would be awesome to get through all of those tween awkward stages
with brucie boy at your side
sure some may call him a pedophile
but i would call him
...
friend
me:  well, see, we'd be friends but i'd wonder where the line was.
he could watch dead mischa barton puke oatmeal under her bed with me no problem.
but if he snuck up on me in the middle of the night while i was shivering too much to pee and scared out of my gourd, well, i think i'd draw the line there.
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