The G is silent.
Ever since Zach told me that I've lived through an abnormal number of awkward/bizarre experiences, I've considered documenting and cataloging them, because I feel the impulse to document or describe every freaking thing, ever. This gem popped into my head just now whilst talking to Tats on G-chat about trivia night:
background: I was captain of Masterminds senior year of high school. It was the nerdiest shit ever and, consequently, an inordinate amount of fun. At regionals, four teams of four, plus coaches/alternates/audience sat in a big room at a local high school while the moderator of the competition asked each of the seniors which college he/she would be attending. I was one of the first. A few tables over, another boy who looked and sounded e-x-a-c-t-l-y like Kevin G of Mean Girls replied "Boston Univerisity" also.
Moderator: "ah! future BU college bowl teammates I see!"
Kevin G: [leaning forward into the mic with a sly sideways glance at the City Honors table] "more than THAT." [high fives an adjacent team member]
Moderator: "oh God..."