Title: Zero
Author: Me
Rating: PG-13
Paring: Young! Billie/Mike kinda
Disclaimer: Don’t own, don’t sue.
Summary: Just a ficlet inspired by a story my friend told me…
“Billie, where is the cat? I haven’t seen him for a while now.” Ollie Armstrong said looking at her son.
“Dunno mom.” Billie replied.
“A lot of help you are sometimes. Mike what about you?” She said looking to the young blonde sitting by her son.
“I’m sorry Ollie, I haven’t seen Zero today.” He said with a smile.
Billie coughed saying ‘suck up’ during and Mike kicked him under the table. Ollie gave her son a look that told him not to patronize his friend.
“Well I’m off boys. I’ll see you both soon; just see if you can’t find the cat for me will ya?” She said walking out of her house.
Both boys said a ‘yes mam’ in return. Then they headed off for Billie’s room
When they entered his room they had fully intending on Mike fucking Billie’s brains out on the bed, however when they entered they found a fully stoned Tre Cool.
“DUDE what are you doing to my poor cat?” Billie yelled looking at his cat that was now rolled over and batting at mid air.
“I shared. You two weren’t in here, so I shared with the cat. The things a fucking light weight though.” Tre said taking another long drag.
“Fuck you Cool. You got my cat stoned!” Billie yelled picking up his cat off the bed.
Tre just giggled and laid back onto Billie’s bed.
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Yep. One of my friends got a poor kitten stoned.