A standalone...
Title: I Write Sins
Author: me
Paring: Mike/Brittney Billie/Mike
Rating: R me thinks
Disclaimer: I don’t own them OR the P!AtD song used in this.
Summary: Tis just an odd idea I had. Don’t kill me for making Brittney out to be bad.
Billie was walking down the pews in the church that his best friend was going to get married in, in just a few hours. He paced the pews and didn’t know what to do. He had wanted to tell him to not marry this girl. This girl that Billie knows doesn’t love him. Billie loves him, Billie loves him with all his heart. That’s exactly why he isn’t going to be the best man. When he tried to tell his best friend not to get married he got angry and told Billie to leave.
***At the Wedding***
Mike stood at the front of the church in front of all the pews that Billie had paced just hours earlier. He stood there waiting for his bride to walk down those pews. The girl he loved.
He smiled when she came out, all dressed in white. He had tried to talk her out of wearing all white, since all the people there knew that she was not a virgin in the least.
She smiled back at him, her eyes sparkling brightly. Her blonde hair was pulled back to show her beautiful face. To Mike she was perfection, to Billie she was the epitome of evil.
Billie glared at her from behind the door where he was hiding. Fuck it if he was going to let this girl ruin his life for good. If he couldn’t have Mike she sure as hell couldn’t.
***Billie’s POV***
I waited until the minister started to preach. It felt like ages until he finally asked if anyone had any objections.
“I DO!” I yelled as I came from behind the door.
Mike just looked at me. I could tell he was angry. She was too. I just couldn’t let this happen.
“That girl,” I said pointing to Brittney. “Is a whore!” I said.
Man was Mike angry.
“Well she IS!” I said. “I mean haven’t you ever heard of closing the GOD DAMNED door?” She looked stunned. “Oh yes. I walked in on you, when I came looking for Mike the other day.”
Mike started to get really pissed. It wasn’t at me though. It was at her. I smiled until I noticed he was about to start yelling at her. I couldn’t have that, not in here with his little girl and all the other kids.
“It’s much better to face these kind of things with a sense of poise and rationality.” Where the fuck did that come from? I never say shit like that.
Mike just looked at me like I was crazy. I glared for a moment right back at him then pointed to her to remind him that she was the one he was mad at.
Mike walked past me to leave. “Well I’ll look at it this way, I mean technically our marriage is saved.” He said running one hand through his hair.
“This calls for a toast, so poor the champagne!” My ex-wife said standing up. She never quite liked Brittney.
I looked at her oddly. Well… This is turning out quite odd.
I walked over to Mike and put my hand on his shoulder. I whispered for him to come to the back room with me.
“Mike… I’m sorry you had to find out this way. Really I am. I just… I couldn’t let you marry her. She’s not right for you in the least.”
“It’s ok Bill, I know it was for the better.” Mike said placing his hand on my thigh when we sat down.
I shivered slightly at the touch. He noticed. He looked up to me and smiled a week and small smile, that only I could notice.
“Mike…” I said.
“Yes?”
“I… I.. Think I love you.” I said then looked down.
“You think? You don’t know?” He said, letting his smile fall.
“No… I mean I do.” I said. His smile returned and I smiled right back at him.
He leaned in and our lips brushed lightly, it wasn’t much but it was enough for my heart to jump into my fucking throat. We just hovered there, over each others lips for a few seconds. Both our eyes were still closed; his hand was still on my thigh.
“Ever though bout fucking in a church?” I asked him chuckling slightly.
He laughed a little too. “Nope Bill, I’m sorry to say I haven’t.”
“Wanna?” I asked kissing him with much more force this time. I pushed myself to where I was in his lap, facing him. I wrapped my arms around his neck and pulled away slightly.
“Beej, that’s not really the best idea. I mean, it’s a church dude. Fucking a guy is like the worst fucking thing to do in a church.”
“You just said the word ‘fuck’ twice… I’ve heard it said that no sin is worse than the next.” I said kissing his neck.
He moaned softly when I bit down a little on his sensitive area. I had still remembered where it was from when we were teenagers and used to fuck around to pass the time.
“Ohh fuck, Bill!” He said. “How’d you remember?” He asked as I pulled away and grinned at him.
“Well don’t you remember mine?” I asked him.
“I touched your thigh didn’t I?” He asked giving me the sexiest Dirnt grin he owns.
“You evil fuck.” I said leaning in and biting at his earlobe.
“Billie… Billie… We can’t do this in the church.” He said pushing me away.
I pouted and started whining. He wasn’t giving in so I decided to do something better. I slowly grinded my growing clothed erection down on his. He gasped and bucked up slightly. I grinned in satisfaction.
“No…No Beej we can’t.” He whined softly.
“Oh fine. “ I said getting off of him. “But you owe me BIG time when you take me home later.” I said giving him one last kiss.
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Author: me
Paring: Mike/Brittney Billie/Mike
Rating: R me thinks
Disclaimer: I don’t own them OR the P!AtD song used in this.
Summary: Tis just an odd idea I had. Don’t kill me for making Brittney out to be bad.
Billie was walking down the pews in the church that his best friend was going to get married in, in just a few hours. He paced the pews and didn’t know what to do. He had wanted to tell him to not marry this girl. This girl that Billie knows doesn’t love him. Billie loves him, Billie loves him with all his heart. That’s exactly why he isn’t going to be the best man. When he tried to tell his best friend not to get married he got angry and told Billie to leave.
***At the Wedding***
Mike stood at the front of the church in front of all the pews that Billie had paced just hours earlier. He stood there waiting for his bride to walk down those pews. The girl he loved.
He smiled when she came out, all dressed in white. He had tried to talk her out of wearing all white, since all the people there knew that she was not a virgin in the least.
She smiled back at him, her eyes sparkling brightly. Her blonde hair was pulled back to show her beautiful face. To Mike she was perfection, to Billie she was the epitome of evil.
Billie glared at her from behind the door where he was hiding. Fuck it if he was going to let this girl ruin his life for good. If he couldn’t have Mike she sure as hell couldn’t.
***Billie’s POV***
I waited until the minister started to preach. It felt like ages until he finally asked if anyone had any objections.
“I DO!” I yelled as I came from behind the door.
Mike just looked at me. I could tell he was angry. She was too. I just couldn’t let this happen.
“That girl,” I said pointing to Brittney. “Is a whore!” I said.
Man was Mike angry.
“Well she IS!” I said. “I mean haven’t you ever heard of closing the GOD DAMNED door?” She looked stunned. “Oh yes. I walked in on you, when I came looking for Mike the other day.”
Mike started to get really pissed. It wasn’t at me though. It was at her. I smiled until I noticed he was about to start yelling at her. I couldn’t have that, not in here with his little girl and all the other kids.
“It’s much better to face these kind of things with a sense of poise and rationality.” Where the fuck did that come from? I never say shit like that.
Mike just looked at me like I was crazy. I glared for a moment right back at him then pointed to her to remind him that she was the one he was mad at.
Mike walked past me to leave. “Well I’ll look at it this way, I mean technically our marriage is saved.” He said running one hand through his hair.
“This calls for a toast, so poor the champagne!” My ex-wife said standing up. She never quite liked Brittney.
I looked at her oddly. Well… This is turning out quite odd.
I walked over to Mike and put my hand on his shoulder. I whispered for him to come to the back room with me.
“Mike… I’m sorry you had to find out this way. Really I am. I just… I couldn’t let you marry her. She’s not right for you in the least.”
“It’s ok Bill, I know it was for the better.” Mike said placing his hand on my thigh when we sat down.
I shivered slightly at the touch. He noticed. He looked up to me and smiled a week and small smile, that only I could notice.
“Mike…” I said.
“Yes?”
“I… I.. Think I love you.” I said then looked down.
“You think? You don’t know?” He said, letting his smile fall.
“No… I mean I do.” I said. His smile returned and I smiled right back at him.
He leaned in and our lips brushed lightly, it wasn’t much but it was enough for my heart to jump into my fucking throat. We just hovered there, over each others lips for a few seconds. Both our eyes were still closed; his hand was still on my thigh.
“Ever though bout fucking in a church?” I asked him chuckling slightly.
He laughed a little too. “Nope Bill, I’m sorry to say I haven’t.”
“Wanna?” I asked kissing him with much more force this time. I pushed myself to where I was in his lap, facing him. I wrapped my arms around his neck and pulled away slightly.
“Beej, that’s not really the best idea. I mean, it’s a church dude. Fucking a guy is like the worst fucking thing to do in a church.”
“You just said the word ‘fuck’ twice… I’ve heard it said that no sin is worse than the next.” I said kissing his neck.
He moaned softly when I bit down a little on his sensitive area. I had still remembered where it was from when we were teenagers and used to fuck around to pass the time.
“Ohh fuck, Bill!” He said. “How’d you remember?” He asked as I pulled away and grinned at him.
“Well don’t you remember mine?” I asked him.
“I touched your thigh didn’t I?” He asked giving me the sexiest Dirnt grin he owns.
“You evil fuck.” I said leaning in and biting at his earlobe.
“Billie… Billie… We can’t do this in the church.” He said pushing me away.
I pouted and started whining. He wasn’t giving in so I decided to do something better. I slowly grinded my growing clothed erection down on his. He gasped and bucked up slightly. I grinned in satisfaction.
“No…No Beej we can’t.” He whined softly.
“Oh fine. “ I said getting off of him. “But you owe me BIG time when you take me home later.” I said giving him one last kiss.
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