I act 28yrs old
[x] I know how to make a pot of coffee
[x] I can do my own laundry
[x] I can cook for myself
[] I do my chores after being told once
[] I always do my homework/work
[x] I actually enjoy intellectual conversations
[] I think politics are exciting
[x] My parents and grand-parents have better things to say than (most of) my peers
total: 5
[] I show up for school/work every day unless I'm sick
[x] I always carry a pen in my pocket/purse
[x] I've never gotten a ticket
[] I watch talk shows and point out the incredibility of it all
[] I know what incredibility means without looking it up
[] I drink black coffee
total: 2
[x] I know how to run the dish washer..and/or do the dishes
[x] I can count in more than one language
[x] When I say I'm going to do something, I do it.
[] I mow the lawn
[x] I can wash the car
[x] I can make adults laugh... without being stupid
[] I remember to water my plants
[] I study when I have to
[] I pay attention at school/work
[x] I remember to feed my pets.
[x] I'm generally organized
[] I know the meaning of capital punishment
total: 7
[x] I can spell experience without looking it up
[x] I clean up my own messes
[x] The first thing I do when I wake up is get coffee
[x] I can go to the store with out getting something I don't need
[] I understand most jokes the first time they are said
[x] I listen to my elders
[x] I can type fast, because I type every day! haha!
total: 6
[x] My choice in clothing is acceptable in an office or something like that
[] I can watch politics and laugh
[x] I have realized that the weather forecast changes every hour
[x] I can look at someone hot and not think of sex
[x] I have realized that no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job
[] I can read a book and actually finish it
[] People have said that I act older than I am
[x] I can be sent on an errand and not get side tracked
total: 5
Now add up how many x's you have and put "i act -- years old
[x] I can do my own laundry
[x] I can cook for myself
[] I do my chores after being told once
[] I always do my homework/work
[x] I actually enjoy intellectual conversations
[] I think politics are exciting
[x] My parents and grand-parents have better things to say than (most of) my peers
total: 5
[] I show up for school/work every day unless I'm sick
[x] I always carry a pen in my pocket/purse
[x] I've never gotten a ticket
[] I watch talk shows and point out the incredibility of it all
[] I know what incredibility means without looking it up
[] I drink black coffee
total: 2
[x] I know how to run the dish washer..and/or do the dishes
[x] I can count in more than one language
[x] When I say I'm going to do something, I do it.
[] I mow the lawn
[x] I can wash the car
[x] I can make adults laugh... without being stupid
[] I remember to water my plants
[] I study when I have to
[] I pay attention at school/work
[x] I remember to feed my pets.
[x] I'm generally organized
[] I know the meaning of capital punishment
total: 7
[x] I can spell experience without looking it up
[x] I clean up my own messes
[x] The first thing I do when I wake up is get coffee
[x] I can go to the store with out getting something I don't need
[] I understand most jokes the first time they are said
[x] I listen to my elders
[x] I can type fast, because I type every day! haha!
total: 6
[x] My choice in clothing is acceptable in an office or something like that
[] I can watch politics and laugh
[x] I have realized that the weather forecast changes every hour
[x] I can look at someone hot and not think of sex
[x] I have realized that no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job
[] I can read a book and actually finish it
[] People have said that I act older than I am
[x] I can be sent on an errand and not get side tracked
total: 5
Now add up how many x's you have and put "i act -- years old