oh yes indeed
so the other day lisa, jimothy, mattlang and barksdale came over my house. fun times. we put in like 4 movies and didnt watch a single one. one of the movies was the emperors new groove (great movie, lisa you should consider giving it another shot) and during the part where izmas explaining how shes "related" to pacha, we all happened to be quiet. and she says something about being "twice removed". and i decide to actually ask and LISTEN to the explanation of how someone could possibly be "twice removed". so barksdale tries to explain it to me. and of course, i get confused so i decide to give these people names instead of "this guy is married to this girl and they get divorced bla bla bla". we end up writing it all down and we end up making a little story. this is the story of barbershop bobby. (actually its better if you actually see it because its drawn out in little pictures and not words)
Barbershop Bobby's Heartbreak Bonanza
Barbershop Bobby is happily married to Emelina Herdez. Until he meets her sister Mariana Herdez! So he breaks Emelina's heart and divorces her to marry her sister. *Emelina's sad face*
Then, he meets Mariana's cousin, Esperanza Hernandez. Oh yes, shes quite the looker. So he decided to break things off with Mariana and go ahead and marry Esperanza. *Mariana's sad face*
Unfortunately (for Esperanza), Bobby's having some identity issues and meets Alejandro Herdez (Esperanza's cousin) and falls for those big brown eyes and Luis Vuitton bag. So he decides to try things out with Alejandro. *Esperanza's sad face*
Somehow, Bobby just isnt satisfied. Alejandro just isnt meeting his needs, but you know who might? Thats right, Grandpappy Netzohualcoytl Herdez. And meet Bobby's needs is just what he did. *Alejandro's sad face*
But, of course with Bobby, being satisfied just isnt enough. And at a family reunion (very awkward) he meets Netzo's grandson, Pedro (age about 9-12). And Pedro just so happens to be married to the King of Pop himself, Michael Jackson. But hey, they live in San Fransisco, double marriages are allowed. So Bobby goes ahead and gets married to Pedro and Michael. *Netzohualcoytl's sad face*
-----sidenote----
There was once a lovely girl named Eva Herdez.(Pedro's sister) She thought she was in love with a man named Steve Longoria and decided to get hitched. Unfortunately she wasnt and she ended up getting a divorce, but the name Eva Longoria seemed to roll off the tounge so she kept the last name.
Finally, Bobby meets lovely Eva Longoria and falls madly, deeply, crazy in love with her. They get married. and live happily ever after. *Pedro's sad face* *Michael Jackson licking his lips*
EQUALING 6 times removed
The end.
Barbershop Bobby's Heartbreak Bonanza
Barbershop Bobby is happily married to Emelina Herdez. Until he meets her sister Mariana Herdez! So he breaks Emelina's heart and divorces her to marry her sister. *Emelina's sad face*
Then, he meets Mariana's cousin, Esperanza Hernandez. Oh yes, shes quite the looker. So he decided to break things off with Mariana and go ahead and marry Esperanza. *Mariana's sad face*
Unfortunately (for Esperanza), Bobby's having some identity issues and meets Alejandro Herdez (Esperanza's cousin) and falls for those big brown eyes and Luis Vuitton bag. So he decides to try things out with Alejandro. *Esperanza's sad face*
Somehow, Bobby just isnt satisfied. Alejandro just isnt meeting his needs, but you know who might? Thats right, Grandpappy Netzohualcoytl Herdez. And meet Bobby's needs is just what he did. *Alejandro's sad face*
But, of course with Bobby, being satisfied just isnt enough. And at a family reunion (very awkward) he meets Netzo's grandson, Pedro (age about 9-12). And Pedro just so happens to be married to the King of Pop himself, Michael Jackson. But hey, they live in San Fransisco, double marriages are allowed. So Bobby goes ahead and gets married to Pedro and Michael. *Netzohualcoytl's sad face*
-----sidenote----
There was once a lovely girl named Eva Herdez.(Pedro's sister) She thought she was in love with a man named Steve Longoria and decided to get hitched. Unfortunately she wasnt and she ended up getting a divorce, but the name Eva Longoria seemed to roll off the tounge so she kept the last name.
Finally, Bobby meets lovely Eva Longoria and falls madly, deeply, crazy in love with her. They get married. and live happily ever after. *Pedro's sad face* *Michael Jackson licking his lips*
EQUALING 6 times removed
The end.