Great Fucking Parade!!!
Holy fucking shit Gasparilla was great. Steve had these fucking huge beads and some hot ass drunk chick came up and was like "What can I do for them big balls?" Steve motioned for her to flash us, and she was like "thats it?" Hes such a dumbass. Oh well anyway. After she flashed us I told her she had to kiss me too. So I got drunk kisses from a hot chick for Steves balls. Very ironic.
While we were throwing beads at the parade people, the crowd behind us got rowdy. So Steve and I started moshing everyone behind us. It was fucking great. We had like 8 feet of emptiness in front of us. And then a few minutes later this big black guy starts strangling some lil white kid, for an unknown reason. His lil gf was crying " Oh no ur hurting him". Ahh the good times we had. We kept yelling Bet u WOn't Hit him. But he didn't. stupid pussy. Parade was long as hell. I came out with about 10 pounds of beads. That doesn't include all the ones we hucked back at the stupid fuckers.
As we were leaving these fat chicks came up and flashed us for 1 bead each. Fucking sluts. Oh well we gladly paid the 1 bead each to fullfill Brians needs of seeing titties. Since that dumbass missed the Hot one that Steve gave his balls too. THe best part of the prarade... I didn't pay for parking, and the kind black folk that let us park in their lot didn't steal my nice *dubs*. So free parking, free tits, and free kisses. The day is mine!
I seem to be forgetting 1 thing. Oh yea Nicole. Why do you insist on ignoring me. If you think its funny to drive me fucking crazy, your wrong. Shit girl, I swear I called you like 10 times since Thursday. I thought you wanted to go to the parade with us. You would have loved it. But I guess you probably did go, just with someone else. Well if you'd be kind enough as to call me someday, maybe we can go out another more convienant time. Or you could just answer your phone......
Brian, I fucking wrote in my lj again, and it wasn't some stupid gay shit. Fuck it dude, Lets go bowling.
Don't Fuck wit da Jesus man
While we were throwing beads at the parade people, the crowd behind us got rowdy. So Steve and I started moshing everyone behind us. It was fucking great. We had like 8 feet of emptiness in front of us. And then a few minutes later this big black guy starts strangling some lil white kid, for an unknown reason. His lil gf was crying " Oh no ur hurting him". Ahh the good times we had. We kept yelling Bet u WOn't Hit him. But he didn't. stupid pussy. Parade was long as hell. I came out with about 10 pounds of beads. That doesn't include all the ones we hucked back at the stupid fuckers.
As we were leaving these fat chicks came up and flashed us for 1 bead each. Fucking sluts. Oh well we gladly paid the 1 bead each to fullfill Brians needs of seeing titties. Since that dumbass missed the Hot one that Steve gave his balls too. THe best part of the prarade... I didn't pay for parking, and the kind black folk that let us park in their lot didn't steal my nice *dubs*. So free parking, free tits, and free kisses. The day is mine!
I seem to be forgetting 1 thing. Oh yea Nicole. Why do you insist on ignoring me. If you think its funny to drive me fucking crazy, your wrong. Shit girl, I swear I called you like 10 times since Thursday. I thought you wanted to go to the parade with us. You would have loved it. But I guess you probably did go, just with someone else. Well if you'd be kind enough as to call me someday, maybe we can go out another more convienant time. Or you could just answer your phone......
Brian, I fucking wrote in my lj again, and it wasn't some stupid gay shit. Fuck it dude, Lets go bowling.
Don't Fuck wit da Jesus man