Oh, Torchwood, how do I love thee?
1. Canon Ianto jerking Jack off in the greenhouse.
2. "Weevil hunting with Ianto." (Is that what the kids are calling it these days?)
3. Jack doesn't put his coat on before he goes weevil hunting, he carries it. This is because Ianto is going to put it on for him before they go out the door.
4. Jack and Ianto go Weevil hunting together.
5. Andy calls Jack Mulder.
6. Gwen and Tosh and their google-fu.
7. Gwen sticking to her guns despite being a total ass about it (and to Andy and Rhys).
8. Ianto telling Gwen things Jack doesn't want her to know while Jack is waiting for him (tied to the desk).
9. Naked hide and seek.
10. Ianto handling Jack (in all possible interpretations of that).
11. Jack's totally unapologetic grin when caught.
12. And then soliciting threesomes.
13. CANON IANTO JERKING JACK OFF IN THE GREENHOUSE.