Psh.

Sep 23, 2009 15:54

Ronni is driving me insane today. I'm getting ready to do my wii workout before it gets stupid hot, and she tells me to fill out this online application RIGHT NOW. She couldn't wait till I did my workout, she actually got up and turned off the wii & TV so I could do the application first. So I'm like FINE and I go to do it, and then it asks for my resume and cover letter, and I tell her I don't have a cover letter, so she says "then write one". So I huff off to my room to write a cover letter, something I've never done before, and I'm convinced will take some time to do. It's a letter, letters take a little time to write, especially ones that are catered towards potential employers. Ronni tells me to just write like, 3 sentences saying I'm a recent graduate from CSULA, mention my major and degree, say I'm interested in the position, and give my phone number so they can contact me back, and that's all. 3 sentences does not amount to a letter, it amounts to 3 sentences. So I call Steve to ask his opinion, and I hear from him what I expected to hear, and I'm pretty sure he & I agree that Ronni's idea of a cover letter isn't a proper one. So I write up a short shitty cover letter just to get it done quick because I can't do shit until I get this application done, then I go and attach it and send it away. Done.

BUT WAIT, NOW FILL OUT THIS APPLICATION FOR A CAR RENTAL PLACE. But I don't have 2+ years of sales experience. YES YOU DO. No, I don't. I have 2 months... and then another 2 months. JUST SAY YOU DO. That would be lying, I don't like to lie. I'm sorry if I'm an honest person. JUST DO IT, EVERYONE DOES IT. That doesn't make me feel better about lying. And I found out in that argument that Scott doesn't have a highschool diploma, like I need any extra fail on my mind. Soooooo I did that application and sent that in, so NOW I have 2+ years of sales experience, even though the resume I sent with the application says otherwise.

So then I finally was able to do my workout an hour & a half later, after Ronni opened the front door and let all the hot air from outside into the house. And I left the door open, for people walking by to look in and stare at me in the living room, because it was hot inside the house.

Now there are no towels in the bathroom, because they're all in the washer. So I'll use a hand towel when I get out of the shower.

family, stupid

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