Dec 14, 2005 17:53
how to have a nervous breakdown:
1. think about everything going badly in your life (re: relationships, grades, hormonal imblances, bends in your neck)
2. multiply it was5
3. start hyperventilating and slowly being to cry in-between breaths
4. realize that your teenaged years are supposed to be the greatest years of your life
5. think about the fact your'll be dead sooon
6. scream, throw things, shake crying
7. eat a comfort food
8. pat yourself on the back, you've achieved your nervous breakdown
9. post in your livejournal and then return to step number1
I DID NOT MAKE THIS UP< I GOT IT FROM THE BOOK Nothing Feels Good BY ANDY GREENWALD DO NOT GIVE ME CREDIT