I NEED ANNE
My relatives are here for our belated Passover Seder, because we're not good Jews who have it on the first night like everyone is supposed to. So keeping Kosher means nothing, I'm still going to hell.
All I've been doing for the past two days is being my mom's bitch, which is pretty sweet because cleaning the bathroom twice and ironing table cloths are my second and third favorite things to do. She's calling my name from upstairs right now. I probably have to set the table, or get dressed or something. This should be a fun, and productive next couple of hours. Did I mention I'm a bad Jew?
Also, my cousin's dog Sammy took a huge chunk out of my frisbee.
All I've been doing for the past two days is being my mom's bitch, which is pretty sweet because cleaning the bathroom twice and ironing table cloths are my second and third favorite things to do. She's calling my name from upstairs right now. I probably have to set the table, or get dressed or something. This should be a fun, and productive next couple of hours. Did I mention I'm a bad Jew?
Also, my cousin's dog Sammy took a huge chunk out of my frisbee.