I figured this much...

[green_eyed_minx]

You scored as Love Machine Cat. Look out! The love machine is on the loose. You might want to take off a night of permiscuity and go get your junk checked out. Nothing sadder than a cat with herpes.

Love Machine Cat
100%
Nerd Cat
75%
Derranged Cat
67%
Drunk Cat
67%
Pissed at the World Cat
58%
Couch Potato Cat
50%
Ninja Cat
0%
Which Absurd Cat are you?
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