no no, let ME pray for YOU
Concerned about your uncontrolable need to replace every flag you see with a rainbow one? Unsure about your addiction to musical theatre? Have sudden urges to wear hot pink half shirts? Have no fear, I may have uncovered the reason behind all of this.
It's apparently not your fault. Instead, its the fault of free speech, good music, and somehow- internet music piracy.
You can thank a man named Donnie Davies for helping the entire human race out here with his awesome list:
http://lovegodsway.org/GayBands
Thank you jesus. praise the lord.
What the fuck was I thinking, of course DMX and Jay- Z make people gay. And, I've been to several Metallica concerts, of course I like rainbows. Why couldn't I figure that out. Elton Johns listed more than once, with the second one stating that he will turn you "really gay". I really need to send this man a thank you card. From now on I'm gonna steer clear of The Greatful Dead and Phish... then maybe I'll stop craving a job in construction, and I'll lose the craving for rugs.
I think what I need to do now is to sign up for C.H.O.P.S which I can also thank Mr. Davies for.
http://lovegodsway.org/C.H.O.P.S.
Changing Homosexuals into Ordinary People... of course, why didn't I think of this first.
A fucking Men.
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