Dumb Laws
California:
- Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.
- Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
- It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
- Women may not drive in a house coat.
- No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
- Peacocks have the right of way to cross any street, including driveways.
- Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.
- Bowling on the sidewalk is illegal.
- Driving a herd of cattle down a street is against the law.
- It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood Boulevard at one time.
- Drinking intoxicating cement is prohibited.
- It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent.
- It is illegal to set metal balloons afloat in the air.
- It is illegal to molest butterflies.
- It is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear.
- Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street.
Colorado:
- Catapults may not be fired at buildings.
- It is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor.
- You may not drive a black car on Sundays.
- Cats may not run loose without having been fit with a taillight.
- It is illegal to crash into obstacles on a ski slope.
- It is illegal to ride a horse while under the influence.
okay, so I just thought that those were hilarious!
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- Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.
- Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
- It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
- Women may not drive in a house coat.
- No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
- Peacocks have the right of way to cross any street, including driveways.
- Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.
- Bowling on the sidewalk is illegal.
- Driving a herd of cattle down a street is against the law.
- It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood Boulevard at one time.
- Drinking intoxicating cement is prohibited.
- It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent.
- It is illegal to set metal balloons afloat in the air.
- It is illegal to molest butterflies.
- It is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear.
- Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street.
Colorado:
- Catapults may not be fired at buildings.
- It is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor.
- You may not drive a black car on Sundays.
- Cats may not run loose without having been fit with a taillight.
- It is illegal to crash into obstacles on a ski slope.
- It is illegal to ride a horse while under the influence.
okay, so I just thought that those were hilarious!
www.dumblaws.com