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Narrator: Night out on the town $75.00
Guy: so. . .
Girl: so. . .
Guy: so how about a blowjob?
Narrator: Getting the nerve to ask such a question, $12.00 bottle of wine
Girl: Are you crazy my parents might see?
Guy: Aw come on who's gonna see at this hour, I'll return the favor.
Girl: Wait can you imagine if we got caught? Oh my god, what my dad would do to you.
Guy: There's nobody around, everybody's asleep.
Girl: No way it's way to risky!
Guy: Please! But I love you so much!
Narrator: Actually using a line like that, another $12 bottle of wine
Girl: I just can't.
Guy: Please.
Lights turn on and door opens.
Sister of girl: Dad says to go ahead and give him a blow job or I can do it or if need be he'll come down himself and do it but for god's sake tell him to take his hand off the intercom!
Closes the door.
Narrator: Having a girlfriend who's father has a sense of humor...priceless
Guy: so. . .
Girl: so. . .
Guy: so how about a blowjob?
Narrator: Getting the nerve to ask such a question, $12.00 bottle of wine
Girl: Are you crazy my parents might see?
Guy: Aw come on who's gonna see at this hour, I'll return the favor.
Girl: Wait can you imagine if we got caught? Oh my god, what my dad would do to you.
Guy: There's nobody around, everybody's asleep.
Girl: No way it's way to risky!
Guy: Please! But I love you so much!
Narrator: Actually using a line like that, another $12 bottle of wine
Girl: I just can't.
Guy: Please.
Lights turn on and door opens.
Sister of girl: Dad says to go ahead and give him a blow job or I can do it or if need be he'll come down himself and do it but for god's sake tell him to take his hand off the intercom!
Closes the door.
Narrator: Having a girlfriend who's father has a sense of humor...priceless