Jan 08, 2006 22:26
Here's whats grinding my gears today... Lifetime movies. I rolled out of bed sometime around noon, through some clothes in the washer and dryer and sat down to observe from my bowl of cereal some movie on the Lifetime channel where these rich jews from the north go to Louisianne to adopt the unborn runt of this woman's white trash litter, and even worse there's a cash settlement involved. Now normally I would have said no, I don't want the rancid fruit of this movie's tree falling on the fertile crescent-valley that is my mind but low and behold I said yes and watched for the next hour one of the most disgusting things I've ever seen. It's not that the movie was bad in quality or anything (which it was), it was just so disgusting to me. The jewish dude made a paradoxical statement about wanking off in a cup and romance, the coon-ass said, and I quote "I just have to give my woman a look and she's pregnant" and between the broken english and teary moments there was this inner conflict of this white trash woman who was giving up her dropping for money. Well then the baby was born with complications and there was speculation that it had brain damage, and neither of the family's took it, but the most disgusting moment was when the grandma came in and told the runt's siblings that the baby had died and gone to Jesus, but the last scene faded out on the baby screaming in the IC. The movie was just disgusting. Thank you lifetime for doing something grosser than golden girls, and thanks a lot for grinding my gears...