my awesome comeback

[greek_tornado]

so today im really out of it ok? so heres a conv with nick malaspina.

im standing at the water fountain, refilling my water bottle, when spina walks by.
NICK: Hey, jerk!
ATHIINA: Hey... UH... jerk number two...

AWESOME COMEBACK WOOT. IT WAS FABULOUS!

does anyone else have equally AMAZING combacks or phrases that, to their chagrin, they have used?
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