Crack Crossover Pairings Are FUN--Must Do This Again Sometime
Even if it took me forever, this was fun.
1. Greed (Fullmetal Alchemist)
2. Buffy (BtVS/Ats)
3. Shayera Hol (Justice League [Unlimited])
4. Spike (BtVS/Ats)
5. Yuna (Final Fantasy X)
6. Drusilla (BtVS/Ats)
7. Alphonse Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist)
8. J'onn J'onzz (Justice League [Unlimited])
9. Dinobot (Beast Wars)
10. Lulu (Final Fantasy X)
11. Darth Vader (Star Wars)
12. Himura Kenshin/Hitokiri Battosai (Rurouni Kenshin)
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Nope, never...and damn, Drusilla(6)/Darth Vader(11) sounds interesting to my perverted mind. (After screwing their true loves, they could use some nice guilty rebound; Dru would be curious about the Force, and I daresay Vader would maybe find her insanity intersting enough to keep him on his toes.)
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Do I think Spike(4) is hot? Do I believe the Earth is round? Yes, Spike is hot, unbeliavably hot, one of the hottest men ever.
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Okay, first off, Kenshin(12) should be the freakin' girl...still, J'onn(8) IS a shapeshifter.... (Even though I don't believe he has such control over his molecular structure that he could get pregnant, for the purposes of this crack-tastic meme....)
4. Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Unfortunately, can't rec any good Dinobot(9) fics off the top of my head. ;_;
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Right, things get seriously insane when something akin to random lottery unearths one of my guilty slash pairings, Buffy(2)/Drusilla(6).... No doubt, they'd be fun. XP But I could see it going something 50/50; either go marvelously, or crash and burn horribly. (Spike's not that perverted, his brain would just explode at the idea of Buffy/Drusilla; I think Angel would perv. XP)
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Yuna(5)/Dinobot(9) or Yuna/Lulu(10)...as much as the mechanics of beast/human love appeal to me, and the fact that--strangely enough--I think in the end, Dinobot and Yuna would get along for the most part--perhaps not so strange, since Yuna's dealt with Auron, and Kimahri, and Lulu...SPEAKING of Lulu...I'd have to go with Yuna/Lulu in the end, if only because that came in my heart first, it did occur to me during the playthrough...in which I never beat the game.... ;_;
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Alphonse(7) would walk right out the door after catching Buffy(2) and Kenshin(12) in bed, though the hidden pervert in his heart would continue to marvel and lust after Buffy. (Buffy/Kenshin=Title Character Love)
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Lulu(10) had nothing but contempt for Shayera Hol(3); how could she not, that woman had betrayed all of Spira to the Thanagarian Empire. So why did Yuna insist they care for her? More importantly, why did she assign the job to Lulu?
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Even though J'onn(8) is an angst-magnet, Greed(1) has a penchant for cheering people up without even actively trying. (And when he does TRY....)
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
WOAH! Alphonse(7)/Kenshin(12) CAN do hurt/comfort. O_o
Redemption in Your Hollow Shell
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Even though I think they'd end up more in a brotherly, best friends relationship, YAY! for Spike(4)/Greed(1). (You really can't beat two hot guys. XP) Okay, plot device...Spike meets Greed when he's a freshly transmuted Homunculus, new to the world at large. (At this point, Spike is very much Love's Bitch, spurned by Drusilla, then Buffy, and Buffy goes and freakin' DIES on him....) Our vampire is instantly drawn to Greed, who's just being so damn kind to him, and even if he might grumble at the young Homunculus' optimistic nature, him being more of a realist--or more like feeling he has to balance out Greed's optimism--Spike likes his brightness just the same; plus, he's never had this much fun with another male before, with figthing and playing pool and eyeing the ladies, etc.... (Catching Greed with all of Dracula's brides still gives him the warm and fuzzy.) So, things just kinda snap to the point where Spike's makin' love to Greed before he's really aware of it, and Greed's not complainin'; he's very fond of Spike, you see.
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Ah, good, about everyone on my flist should know Al(7). ^_^ momoiro_usagi is very into Wrath/Al, and theladyfeylene into Ed/Al...okay, I think they're all into Ed/Al. XP (Me too, actually.)
13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Nope, nada. ;_; Poor Darth(11).... Then again, all in his armor, drawing him RIGHT is a hell of a task.
14. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
God, I just can't see Lulu(10) screaming, she'd be too busy either biting or sucking or nibbling. >_<; (She's just the strong, silent type, only a girl. :D)
15. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
J'onn(8) would get "So Far Away" by Staind, for a fic that finally shows things looking up, tinged with the morbid idea of, "This is as good as it's going to get for the rest of my life."
16. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Oh, Greed(1)/Drusilla(6)/Kenshin(12) sounds so GOOD.... *cough*Right, warnings: Levels of sugary sweetness so high, they threaten to explode people? Oh, watch out for jealousy--Kaoru and Megumi for Kenshin, Spike and Angel for Dru, and everyone for Greed.
17. What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Buffy(2) with a pick-up line. LOL! But Lulu(10) is very much someone who'd have that effect on the Slayer. Let's see...how about, "I've never seen a woman kick so much ass with that cute a doll." (Buffy has her Gordo-the-stuffed-pig, so she knows.)
18. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Um, let's see, last time I read Yuna(5).... (I don't really read FFX too much, actually.) I think it was something from 47thlight, and it was chibi!Yuna, along with Jecht and Auron and her dad.
19. What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Drusilla has a kink that isn't public? Hmmm...must be her fetish for burning herself--only a little bit--on crosses and in holy water; most think she's torturing herself, but she's just takin' pride in her demon. (THAT was taken from a fic--I do not remember the title or author. ;_;)
20. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
I wondered if I'd get this pairing, since they're--literally--the most robotic of them all. Darth Vader(11) can't get drunk in his uber-cyborg state, but because of that, I think he would shag Dinobot(9)...if only because--perhaps--with Dinobot being so robotic, he's one of the few that could really...SHAG Vader, and be shagged by him. (Shag--I feel so delightfully British. XP)
21. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Ah, Shayera(3)/Alphonse(7) is so adorable! (Some of their dynamics remind me of Martel/Alphonse--I think Al just has a thing for hot older women. ^____^) Right, Shayera tops our favorite alchemist...who thinks he has a very good view from below.
22. "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Well, since Greed's(1) a little black dress that goes with everyone, I can see him with Dinobot(9). Thus, it's only fitting that another little black dress--Spike(4)--is the only one who can pry Dinobot off the Homunculus. Since Darth Vader (11) is so depressing, I can see broken-hearted Greed gravitating to him in broken rebound sex that is excessively violent due to bitter feelings of rejection and guilt. Greed unhappy with Kenshin(12)!? Well, if Kenshin's with Greed but thinking of his dead wife Tomoe all the while, and brooding non-stop over his crimes as a hitokiri.... Yes, Yuna(5) is very wise, knowing all, and she has one up on Yoda...she's drop-dead gorgeous! (And doesn't have an amusing yet confusing speech impediment.) And Greed/Shayera(3) is a freakin' OTP right there. ^________________________________^ True love indeed.
Um, call it How I Met Your Thanagarian Mother.
I think 47thlight, momoiro_usagi, and
chibishizuchan would read it, if I asked, and explained enough.
laylah should write it.
23. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
If Alphonse(7)/J'onn(8) were canon, I'd feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
1. Greed (Fullmetal Alchemist)
2. Buffy (BtVS/Ats)
3. Shayera Hol (Justice League [Unlimited])
4. Spike (BtVS/Ats)
5. Yuna (Final Fantasy X)
6. Drusilla (BtVS/Ats)
7. Alphonse Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist)
8. J'onn J'onzz (Justice League [Unlimited])
9. Dinobot (Beast Wars)
10. Lulu (Final Fantasy X)
11. Darth Vader (Star Wars)
12. Himura Kenshin/Hitokiri Battosai (Rurouni Kenshin)
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Nope, never...and damn, Drusilla(6)/Darth Vader(11) sounds interesting to my perverted mind. (After screwing their true loves, they could use some nice guilty rebound; Dru would be curious about the Force, and I daresay Vader would maybe find her insanity intersting enough to keep him on his toes.)
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Do I think Spike(4) is hot? Do I believe the Earth is round? Yes, Spike is hot, unbeliavably hot, one of the hottest men ever.
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Okay, first off, Kenshin(12) should be the freakin' girl...still, J'onn(8) IS a shapeshifter.... (Even though I don't believe he has such control over his molecular structure that he could get pregnant, for the purposes of this crack-tastic meme....)
4. Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Unfortunately, can't rec any good Dinobot(9) fics off the top of my head. ;_;
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Right, things get seriously insane when something akin to random lottery unearths one of my guilty slash pairings, Buffy(2)/Drusilla(6).... No doubt, they'd be fun. XP But I could see it going something 50/50; either go marvelously, or crash and burn horribly. (Spike's not that perverted, his brain would just explode at the idea of Buffy/Drusilla; I think Angel would perv. XP)
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Yuna(5)/Dinobot(9) or Yuna/Lulu(10)...as much as the mechanics of beast/human love appeal to me, and the fact that--strangely enough--I think in the end, Dinobot and Yuna would get along for the most part--perhaps not so strange, since Yuna's dealt with Auron, and Kimahri, and Lulu...SPEAKING of Lulu...I'd have to go with Yuna/Lulu in the end, if only because that came in my heart first, it did occur to me during the playthrough...in which I never beat the game.... ;_;
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Alphonse(7) would walk right out the door after catching Buffy(2) and Kenshin(12) in bed, though the hidden pervert in his heart would continue to marvel and lust after Buffy. (Buffy/Kenshin=Title Character Love)
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Lulu(10) had nothing but contempt for Shayera Hol(3); how could she not, that woman had betrayed all of Spira to the Thanagarian Empire. So why did Yuna insist they care for her? More importantly, why did she assign the job to Lulu?
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Even though J'onn(8) is an angst-magnet, Greed(1) has a penchant for cheering people up without even actively trying. (And when he does TRY....)
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
WOAH! Alphonse(7)/Kenshin(12) CAN do hurt/comfort. O_o
Redemption in Your Hollow Shell
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Even though I think they'd end up more in a brotherly, best friends relationship, YAY! for Spike(4)/Greed(1). (You really can't beat two hot guys. XP) Okay, plot device...Spike meets Greed when he's a freshly transmuted Homunculus, new to the world at large. (At this point, Spike is very much Love's Bitch, spurned by Drusilla, then Buffy, and Buffy goes and freakin' DIES on him....) Our vampire is instantly drawn to Greed, who's just being so damn kind to him, and even if he might grumble at the young Homunculus' optimistic nature, him being more of a realist--or more like feeling he has to balance out Greed's optimism--Spike likes his brightness just the same; plus, he's never had this much fun with another male before, with figthing and playing pool and eyeing the ladies, etc.... (Catching Greed with all of Dracula's brides still gives him the warm and fuzzy.) So, things just kinda snap to the point where Spike's makin' love to Greed before he's really aware of it, and Greed's not complainin'; he's very fond of Spike, you see.
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Ah, good, about everyone on my flist should know Al(7). ^_^ momoiro_usagi is very into Wrath/Al, and theladyfeylene into Ed/Al...okay, I think they're all into Ed/Al. XP (Me too, actually.)
13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Nope, nada. ;_; Poor Darth(11).... Then again, all in his armor, drawing him RIGHT is a hell of a task.
14. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
God, I just can't see Lulu(10) screaming, she'd be too busy either biting or sucking or nibbling. >_<; (She's just the strong, silent type, only a girl. :D)
15. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
J'onn(8) would get "So Far Away" by Staind, for a fic that finally shows things looking up, tinged with the morbid idea of, "This is as good as it's going to get for the rest of my life."
16. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Oh, Greed(1)/Drusilla(6)/Kenshin(12) sounds so GOOD.... *cough*Right, warnings: Levels of sugary sweetness so high, they threaten to explode people? Oh, watch out for jealousy--Kaoru and Megumi for Kenshin, Spike and Angel for Dru, and everyone for Greed.
17. What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Buffy(2) with a pick-up line. LOL! But Lulu(10) is very much someone who'd have that effect on the Slayer. Let's see...how about, "I've never seen a woman kick so much ass with that cute a doll." (Buffy has her Gordo-the-stuffed-pig, so she knows.)
18. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Um, let's see, last time I read Yuna(5).... (I don't really read FFX too much, actually.) I think it was something from 47thlight, and it was chibi!Yuna, along with Jecht and Auron and her dad.
19. What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Drusilla has a kink that isn't public? Hmmm...must be her fetish for burning herself--only a little bit--on crosses and in holy water; most think she's torturing herself, but she's just takin' pride in her demon. (THAT was taken from a fic--I do not remember the title or author. ;_;)
20. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
I wondered if I'd get this pairing, since they're--literally--the most robotic of them all. Darth Vader(11) can't get drunk in his uber-cyborg state, but because of that, I think he would shag Dinobot(9)...if only because--perhaps--with Dinobot being so robotic, he's one of the few that could really...SHAG Vader, and be shagged by him. (Shag--I feel so delightfully British. XP)
21. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Ah, Shayera(3)/Alphonse(7) is so adorable! (Some of their dynamics remind me of Martel/Alphonse--I think Al just has a thing for hot older women. ^____^) Right, Shayera tops our favorite alchemist...who thinks he has a very good view from below.
22. "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Well, since Greed's(1) a little black dress that goes with everyone, I can see him with Dinobot(9). Thus, it's only fitting that another little black dress--Spike(4)--is the only one who can pry Dinobot off the Homunculus. Since Darth Vader (11) is so depressing, I can see broken-hearted Greed gravitating to him in broken rebound sex that is excessively violent due to bitter feelings of rejection and guilt. Greed unhappy with Kenshin(12)!? Well, if Kenshin's with Greed but thinking of his dead wife Tomoe all the while, and brooding non-stop over his crimes as a hitokiri.... Yes, Yuna(5) is very wise, knowing all, and she has one up on Yoda...she's drop-dead gorgeous! (And doesn't have an amusing yet confusing speech impediment.) And Greed/Shayera(3) is a freakin' OTP right there. ^________________________________^ True love indeed.
Um, call it How I Met Your Thanagarian Mother.
I think 47thlight, momoiro_usagi, and
chibishizuchan would read it, if I asked, and explained enough.
laylah should write it.
23. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
If Alphonse(7)/J'onn(8) were canon, I'd feel all warm and fuzzy inside.