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Fifth Shield [video/action for Route 32]

Nov 27, 2010 00:47

[The screen is fuzzy at first, then clears up. Greed is leaning against a tree and Lucky is licking his face, mostly the side of his head that's bleeding while Scout curls around his shoulders, but he doesn't seem to mind the injury. He laughs and pushes Lucky's head away.] Heh, cut it out, boy. [He turns to the screen.] So, anyone know what the ( Read more... )

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fathers_pride November 27 2010, 15:25:13 UTC

...Why don't you tell me?

ASDFAKJSG YAY PRIDE greedismyname November 27 2010, 16:08:18 UTC

Who th' hell are you, shortstack? You get separated from yer mom or somethin'?

Glad to be of service. fathers_pride November 27 2010, 16:17:03 UTC

This is hardly a joke, Greed.

greedismyname November 27 2010, 16:25:35 UTC

He'd be like, what's to joke about? [He laughs.] You look like you gotta bug up your butt, shortstack, you oughta settle down. Maybe when I'm not busy, I c'n teach you how t' shoot pool 'r somethin'.

fathers_pride November 27 2010, 16:39:47 UTC

[What the...oh no, not there...]

This is...Do you know anyone named Wrath?

greedismyname November 27 2010, 16:51:08 UTC

Uh...can't say that I do. I know a Lust, Sloth, Gluttony, Envy, and I think a Pride? But no Wrath.

fathers_pride November 27 2010, 16:55:06 UTC

And who is Pride?

[Yet he thinks he already knows the answer, much as he despises it.]

greedismyname November 27 2010, 17:04:40 UTC

Hmm, some old coot with swords and an eyepatch. I'm probably gonna have to kill him later.

fathers_pride November 27 2010, 17:06:35 UTC

Hmph. You're from that other world....

[The one where he's a human. It still revolts him]

greedismyname November 27 2010, 17:29:56 UTC

[His expression can best be described as an lolwhut face.] Uh yeah, we all are, kid. You from Amestris too, then?

fathers_pride November 27 2010, 18:00:17 UTC

...you can say that.

I'm Pride.

greedismyname November 27 2010, 18:04:14 UTC

[Greed practically cackles and musses Pride's hair.] That's a good one kid. No seriously, what is your name? [Teasing grin.] And if you're really a homunculus, where's your mark, hm? You can't be in the club unless you got one of these. [He flashes the ouroboros mark on his hand.]

fathers_pride November 27 2010, 18:27:21 UTC

[Okay, you might find SHADOWS TRYING TO TEAR YOU APART now]

greedismyname November 27 2010, 18:36:43 UTC

[Fortunately, he's got a super-loyal houndoom that fire fangs and embers the shit out of those shadows, but Greed stumbles back and tries to dodge, but probably gets cut up some along the way and laughs.]

Whoa! Anger issues much, shortstack? I thought you were Pride, not Wrath.

fathers_pride November 27 2010, 18:39:59 UTC

You know, it's comforting to know that every variation of Greed is still a complete idiot.

[He's going to go after your Houdoom now]

greedismyname November 27 2010, 18:56:50 UTC

[Lol, doesn't Pride know that Dark moves are only 1/2 as effective against Dark types? Lucky is totally unintimidated by the shadows, attacking and dodging what he can. His Furret leaps into action as well, using foresight to cut through evasiveness and uses helping hand, followed by some more attacks of her own. Greed, for his part, grins wider and tries to avoid being skewered.] Ha, is that your pokemon kid? Don't cry if I beat it alright? Tell you what, even when you lose, you can be an honorary homunculus, how about that? I'm sure I've got a marker somewhere that I c'n use an' draw a mark on you too.

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