First Shield [video]

[greedismyname]

[There's quite a bit of fumbling going on and the first thing on the video is a closeup of a nostril, and that image itself is half-blocked by a thumb over the camera lens]

--this thingamajig on? That button looked enough like a phone. Oh.

[The pokegear moves back to show a spiky-haired man in an ridiculous awesome fur-collared vest grinning at the

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[voice]

[exeggutorhead]

Well, it's been a while since I heard that voice. Hey Greed, how'd you get yourself unsealed?

[video]

[greedismyname]

[There's a bit of jostling before Greed appears on screen, looking just a bit dangerous as he grins like a shark]

Well I'll be damned, if it isn't the fuckin' traitor who got me locked up in th' first place. Guess you don't remember that big ol' 5th lab being destroyed?

[He laughs, his voice tinted with anger and a bit of cruel amusement]

You must be goin' a bit senile in yer old age. How in the hell did you get here too, huh? You gonna show yer face or you too much of a coward?

[voice]

[exeggutorhead]

[Envy laughs right back at him. So, Greed was here too huh? He'd probably been changed into a human too, and even though Envy'd rather have him sealed up, it might be fun to fight him. Especially if he could get himself an advantage.] Funny, you calling me the traitor Greed. Yeah the lab got destroyed, just a few days ago. Haven't had the time to check around the rubble for trash yet.

[He smirks at Greed's last question.] Oh, but why would I show you now? It would ruin the surprise~ If you ever manage to catch up to me that is.

[still video]

[greedismyname]

[Greed snorts a little derisively] I guess you would think it was funny since yer the one that didn't feel finally leavin' mommy's house. That an' the fact that you always fuck up everythin' that might've been good for you and blame it on someone else.

[He puts on a mock contemplative look on and strokes his chin]

Now, since I know you don't much change, I imagine you found someone who c'n boss you around. So tell me, do they look more like me or more like her this time?

[voice]

[exeggutorhead]

[Now Envy was just feeling pissed off. But he reined it in enough so that his voice only sounded angrily strained when he spoke a few minutes later.] Fuck you, I don't need anyone to boss me around, you must be deluded from spending so much time underground. Did you come up with your own version of how things happened? I'm sure it would've been great for me to go with you so you could just keep on using me, it's not like you ever actually gave a shit. Either time. [the feed disconnects, and Envy won't be responding to anything else Greed might say.]