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If any of you should spot a pair of talking shoes, do try and let me know. Gives them less of a chance to multiply and what have you.
[THERE ARE TIMES WHEN YOU JUST DON'T ASK. His expression is in every way an indication that now is such a time. As he pretends to be searching intently along the ground.]
Unless you'd rather we all be overrun by an army of chattering footwear, that is. I've got nothing against it myself, but no doubt it's far from my preferred method of passing the time. Luckily for the lot o' you, I don't think they bite- not that I'd suggest testing it, though, with spare limbs being so hard to come by these days.
[THERE ARE TIMES WHEN YOU JUST DON'T ASK. His expression is in every way an indication that now is such a time. As he pretends to be searching intently along the ground.]
Unless you'd rather we all be overrun by an army of chattering footwear, that is. I've got nothing against it myself, but no doubt it's far from my preferred method of passing the time. Luckily for the lot o' you, I don't think they bite- not that I'd suggest testing it, though, with spare limbs being so hard to come by these days.