Owl: Pansy to George
Owl: To George Weasley
Date: 29 September 1998
Characters: Pansy Parkinson and George Weasley
Location: WWW, Hogwarts
Status: Private
Summary: Pansy writes to inquire about a deal she and George made long ago.
Completion: Complete
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la_george
2008-03-01 03:50 am UTC (link)
Pansy,
As if I could forget the lovely lady in red. You make an excellent booze thief as I recall, and far prettier than the one who tried the art later in the evening.
I have been pining for both you and the couch. In fact, I may have composed a sonnet or two... although my brothers would likely consider them dirty limericks so I shall leave them out.
Both my back and my wand are yours to command. Name the time and place. I'll even bring the alcohol if required.
George
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la_pansy
2008-03-01 04:47 am UTC (link)
George,
I am glad to hear that. It would have been terrible if I'd had to come into the shop to jog your memory. You really don't want to see a pretty booze thief pout.
The couch and I are yours. Me for the day, the couch until you tire of looking at it. I shan't complain if you suddenly feel poetic.
I've included a map of the grounds to my family's home in Saddleworth, including coordinates to the nearest Apparation point. My things are stored in the outbuilding marked A. I'll meet you there on Tuesday morning. You name the time, I'd hate to intrude on your beauty sleep.
Alcohol would be lovely. I'll spring for the food. If I'm going to be putting you to work, the least I can do is feed you.
-Pansy
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la_george
2008-03-01 05:08 am UTC (link)
Pansy,
Who are you again?
The question is, do I get to see you on the couch. Are we cleaning as well as moving? Because if that be the case:
I'll borrow a mop and a bucket,
But my broom is my own, you can...
Perhaps not.
A treasure hunt is is. I could be there at six if you like, considering the fact that my beauty is a gift. Do not hesitate to doll yourself up if you like. I've heard denims and flannel are all the rage in moving attire this season. You name the time.
I'll come hungry.
George
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la_pansy
2008-03-01 05:29 am UTC (link)
George,
It's unfortunate that you aren't here to see the pout. Mentioning it in a letter isn't nearly good enough. It must be experienced in person. Perhaps a greeting of, 'Who are you?' on Tuesday, then?
It is also unfortunate you can not see my eyebrow lifted in amusement and intrigue. That is also better in person.
That would make two natural beauties, but I consider sleeping to be a rather fun hobby. So we'll say nine instead. I'll have to look into this flannel you speak of.
-Pansy
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la_george
2008-03-01 05:42 am UTC (link)
P... Petunia, Pa... Primrose Pansy!
I would never provoke such a thing. My mistress must only ever smile.
The eyebrow, however....
It would and it shall. I'll stay abed, but only because you asked so nicely.
George
P.S. Perhaps you could wear this? It's flannel. I'd be willing to bet just about anything that you don't currently have one.
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la_pansy
2008-03-01 06:16 am UTC (link)
George,
You're right, I don't have one. That is quite possibly the ugliest thing I have ever seen. Ever.
It shall have pride of place in my new room, of course. I can only imagine what a great conversation piece it will be:
"My Pansy, that is an ugly hat!"
"You know that George Weasley, quite insane."
And then my guests and I will have a rousing time recalling all of your infamous exploits. It will be grand.
-Pansy
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la_george
2008-03-01 06:29 am UTC (link)
Pansy,
A place of pride, that's all I ever wanted. Aim to please, I do.
See you on Tuesday. Until then remember, once you go red it'll go to your head.
George
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la_pansy
2008-03-01 07:19 am UTC (link)
George,
Oh, I don't need to be reminded. You'll have to ask me about my dinner with Ron on Tuesday.
-Pansy