08. What a splendid day

[greatwhtesqualo]

Pardon me sirs and madams, after eating my wonderfully made lunch by my lad Kuroyanagi I was suddenly feeling inspired. Would anyone be interested in a hearty round of some fun ole' games? I dare say it'll be a jolly good time. Afterward I say we all have a spot of tea and play cricket.

ROUND 1: TRUTH OR DARESo everyone hop in and truth or dare

Comments

[dwn_013]

Finally, a good idea for a human game.

[greatwhtesqualo]

Robot sir! Will you be joining us?

[dwn_013]

Sure! Dare!

[greatwhtesqualo]

I dare you to hump the next human you land eyes on!

[dwn_013]

Eh so I have to hump Poland? But what if he doesn't give me clothes then?!

[greatwhtesqualo]

You must do it no matter what!

[dwn_013]

...o-or what? Can I switch to truth?

[greatwhtesqualo]

There's no switching allowed! Hump away my robot friend!

[normalskeptic]

Does a robot really need drills for hands to be more dangerous? It seems that if you had hands, you'd probably be able to crush a small building anyway.

[dwn_013]

They aren't drills, they're bombs!

[normalskeptic]

That's even more dangerous! And seeing as how most of your entries seem to be depressing, I'm surprised you haven't blown yourself up by now.

[dwn_013]

W-Why the hell would I blow myself up? That's stupid!

[normalskeptic]

You seem to have relationship problems which cause you to drink anyway. Another thing, why would a robot need to drink?

[dwn_013]

I don't need to. But I can.

[normalskeptic]

You seem to have built a habit out of it though.

[dwn_013]

What do you care?