007. Goddamnit...here's some more fucking advice. I'M SICK OF THIS SHIT.
HOW TO BE HAPPY BEING YOUR FUCKING SELF
01. BE YOURSELF
...if this shit isn't fucking self-explanatory then I'd advise you to take your dumb ass back to fucking school. But since I'm just so fucking helpful right now, I'll elaborate on this shit for all the idiots out there. Being yourself means doing whatever the fuck you want without giving a shit what other people think. Go for your own fucking goals, not bullshit that people tell you would be best for you. Tell your fucking second guessing conscious to sit down and shut the fuck up.
02. ACCEPT AND FORGET
Think about all the shit you don't like about yourself, because chances are other people fucking hate it more than you do, write a fucking list if you have to...then burn that motherfucker. Why are you burning it? VOOOOOI!!! I just fucking told you to not give a shit what other people think so why the hell would you think you'd do something with this fucking list? Pezzo di merda. This shit isn't about fucking changing yourself it's about fucking LOVING yourself......since 98% of you are too shitty to be loved by anyone else.
03. ELIMINATE
This is the fucking best one in my opinion. Take all that negative shit in your pathetic little life and fucking get rid of it. If there's some bastard giving you shit then fucking KILL HIS ASS! Or someone who isn't as useless as you to do it. If there's some shit that makes you uncomfortable then fucking stop it. Why the fuck are you doing shit that makes your slow ass uncomfortable anyway?
04. FORGET OTHER'S OPINIONS
I'm not going to fucking reiterate this shit again just read number 1 and 2 again if you're having some fucking issue understanding this one. Or just come here so I can fucking kill you for being stupid.
05. LEARN TO FORGIVE
VOOOOI! FUCK THIS SHIT. APOLOGIES ARE FOR PUSSIES. IF SOMEONE'S SCREWED YOU OVER THEN YOU FUCKING SCREW THEM OVER RIGHT BACK. OR KILL THEM!
06. ENJOY YOURSELF
Another one that's fucking self-explanatory. But again I'll be helpful and bring it down to fucking idiot terms: life is fucking short you useless brats! Enjoy that shit while you can!
01. BE YOURSELF
...if this shit isn't fucking self-explanatory then I'd advise you to take your dumb ass back to fucking school. But since I'm just so fucking helpful right now, I'll elaborate on this shit for all the idiots out there. Being yourself means doing whatever the fuck you want without giving a shit what other people think. Go for your own fucking goals, not bullshit that people tell you would be best for you. Tell your fucking second guessing conscious to sit down and shut the fuck up.
02. ACCEPT AND FORGET
Think about all the shit you don't like about yourself, because chances are other people fucking hate it more than you do, write a fucking list if you have to...then burn that motherfucker. Why are you burning it? VOOOOOI!!! I just fucking told you to not give a shit what other people think so why the hell would you think you'd do something with this fucking list? Pezzo di merda. This shit isn't about fucking changing yourself it's about fucking LOVING yourself......since 98% of you are too shitty to be loved by anyone else.
03. ELIMINATE
This is the fucking best one in my opinion. Take all that negative shit in your pathetic little life and fucking get rid of it. If there's some bastard giving you shit then fucking KILL HIS ASS! Or someone who isn't as useless as you to do it. If there's some shit that makes you uncomfortable then fucking stop it. Why the fuck are you doing shit that makes your slow ass uncomfortable anyway?
04. FORGET OTHER'S OPINIONS
I'm not going to fucking reiterate this shit again just read number 1 and 2 again if you're having some fucking issue understanding this one. Or just come here so I can fucking kill you for being stupid.
05. LEARN TO FORGIVE
VOOOOI! FUCK THIS SHIT. APOLOGIES ARE FOR PUSSIES. IF SOMEONE'S SCREWED YOU OVER THEN YOU FUCKING SCREW THEM OVER RIGHT BACK. OR KILL THEM!
06. ENJOY YOURSELF
Another one that's fucking self-explanatory. But again I'll be helpful and bring it down to fucking idiot terms: life is fucking short you useless brats! Enjoy that shit while you can!