006. HEED MY FUCKING ADVICE YOU USELESS BRATS!

Apr 21, 2009 21:42

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LISTEN THE FUCK UP WHILE I SHARE THIS LIST I GOT COMPELLED TO WRITE FOR YOU WORTHLESS PIECES OF TRASH!

Learning the art of seduction/How to fucking seduce who you wanna bang

01. Get your confidence upNo one wants a fucking pansy that can't do shit and is always hiding around corners! Let them fucking know who's boss! You can't ( Read more... )

why the fuck am i giving advice?, i want my fucking sword back, power swap say what, you're all fucking useless, vooi!

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pinzutimebomb April 22 2009, 03:11:40 UTC
Is seduction is makes friend?

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greatwhtesqualo April 22 2009, 04:35:11 UTC
People would fucking understand you better if you spoke better English. Work on that shit so you can continue building relationships with those around!

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pinzutimebomb April 22 2009, 04:36:51 UTC
I have actually, Mr. Squalo. Would you like to tutor me personally?

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greatwhtesqualo April 22 2009, 04:43:44 UTC
I see you've got some great fucking manners...and I don't know why I'm about to agree but what do you need tutoring in, useless brat?

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pinzutimebomb April 22 2009, 04:52:35 UTC
Thank you, Mr. Squalo. Mmm I was thinking English but I'm sure you could teach me some manners too. There are a lot of things I'm sure you could teach me.

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greatwhtesqualo April 22 2009, 04:54:24 UTC
Yeah...whatever you fucking brat. You need to fucking learn Italian. It's the best language. Not that I give a rat's ass what you end up doing.

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pinzutimebomb April 22 2009, 05:03:43 UTC
I'd like to learn whatever you'd like to teach. I'm actually going to be studying in Italy next term. It could be very useful.

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greatwhtesqualo April 22 2009, 05:13:34 UTC
Oh. Fuck. Well....you're gonna learn some fucking Italian then. And I don't want you bitching or any shit like that either....brat.

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pinzutimebomb April 22 2009, 05:18:29 UTC
I'd like to learn a lot about Italian. I should tell you now, Mr. Squalo, I find I work best with incentive. I hope we can work very closely. I promise I'll be a good student. Even if I'm a bad girl.

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greatwhtesqualo April 22 2009, 05:25:41 UTC
I see you read my fucking list. Good job, brat. I don't do incentives. You either do it right so I might not kill you or you don't fucking do it at all and I definitely fucking kill you.

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pinzutimebomb April 22 2009, 05:30:23 UTC
I found it very informative. Maybe I can convince you to enjoy it a little. It wouldn't be nearly as fulfilling to kill me. And I'm a quick study, I guarantee.

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greatwhtesqualo April 22 2009, 05:34:10 UTC
....we'll fucking see about that, brat.

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pinzutimebomb April 22 2009, 05:37:40 UTC
I'm top of my class. You'll have my uninterrupted attention, Sen~sei~

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greatwhtesqualo April 22 2009, 05:45:04 UTC
You can stop using my own fucking advice on me now, brat....

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pinzutimebomb April 22 2009, 05:55:55 UTC
Is it working? The only way to find out is to try it. I want to try it with you, Mr. Squalo. Please?

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greatwhtesqualo April 22 2009, 05:56:43 UTC
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