my asshole is on fire
seriously, i am not kidding you.
lemme start from the beggining, so last night we had our rush event at university chicken aka "cluck u" well, it's our tradition to try what they have is a "911 challenge" basically, eat 12 fucking hot ass chicken wings in 10 minutes with no water or anything else, then wait 5 minutes after till you can drink water or eat other stuff. so me, harrison, and a new rush brandon decided to try the challenge. bad idea, i had seen the prevous year's rush event, and it was hardcore, guys were puking everywhere, and crying, snot and tears running down their faces, this shit is seriously that hot.
but me being a dumb ass, i decided to try it. it was so damn hot i only got through 6 wings, prolly in reality it was 5 because it was hard to eat an stuff, my hands were shaking, i had snot running down my nose, my mind kinda shut off and forgot how to chew and swallow as like a self defense mechanism.... it was fucking hardcore. so i quit at 6, and run to the bathroom to wash my face and hands, chug a bunch of half and half to help my stomach, i run out and start eating this ice cream we bought, just shoving it in my face and rubbing my mouth with it to stop the burning. oh, i forgot to mention that i had shaved yesterday, so all that smooth fresh skin just burned, i chugged half a bottle of pepto bismol and ate ice cubes.
20 or so minutes later it stopped burning, and i felt fine..... until just now
the wrath of cluck u has risen again.... in my ass, that same burning sensation i felt in my mouth last night.... is in my ass......
going to class today is going to suck balls, and i cant skip class cuz i'm missing thursday's class cuz i'm driving to the electric six concert that day so.... wheee.
oh and i havent slept yet cuz i was working on a project for my glass blowing class, and i figured if i went to sleep at 1:30am, i wouldnt be able to wake up at 7:30 for my fucking 8am french class.... so bleh
on a happier note, i bought jay z and linkin park's collision course cd, and damn, it's really good. cant stop listening to it.
lemme start from the beggining, so last night we had our rush event at university chicken aka "cluck u" well, it's our tradition to try what they have is a "911 challenge" basically, eat 12 fucking hot ass chicken wings in 10 minutes with no water or anything else, then wait 5 minutes after till you can drink water or eat other stuff. so me, harrison, and a new rush brandon decided to try the challenge. bad idea, i had seen the prevous year's rush event, and it was hardcore, guys were puking everywhere, and crying, snot and tears running down their faces, this shit is seriously that hot.
but me being a dumb ass, i decided to try it. it was so damn hot i only got through 6 wings, prolly in reality it was 5 because it was hard to eat an stuff, my hands were shaking, i had snot running down my nose, my mind kinda shut off and forgot how to chew and swallow as like a self defense mechanism.... it was fucking hardcore. so i quit at 6, and run to the bathroom to wash my face and hands, chug a bunch of half and half to help my stomach, i run out and start eating this ice cream we bought, just shoving it in my face and rubbing my mouth with it to stop the burning. oh, i forgot to mention that i had shaved yesterday, so all that smooth fresh skin just burned, i chugged half a bottle of pepto bismol and ate ice cubes.
20 or so minutes later it stopped burning, and i felt fine..... until just now
the wrath of cluck u has risen again.... in my ass, that same burning sensation i felt in my mouth last night.... is in my ass......
going to class today is going to suck balls, and i cant skip class cuz i'm missing thursday's class cuz i'm driving to the electric six concert that day so.... wheee.
oh and i havent slept yet cuz i was working on a project for my glass blowing class, and i figured if i went to sleep at 1:30am, i wouldnt be able to wake up at 7:30 for my fucking 8am french class.... so bleh
on a happier note, i bought jay z and linkin park's collision course cd, and damn, it's really good. cant stop listening to it.