http://65.127.124.62/south_asia/4483241.stm.htm That is by FAR the CRAZIEST shit ive ever heard.
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WAIT WAIT WAIT! Acording to Kerileihao, AKA Sarah, This happens to be a very clever fake. She pointed out the lack of proper BBC URL'age, plus the story isnt back logged on the BBC homepage. One would think that a story like that would make some headlines.
Oh well *puts away the shotgun*