erotic

[meandyouyouyou]

Platypus

Your pink cowboy hat is my vagina.
I wouldn't say that to just anyone.
When I see you in your buckeroo hairdo,
I want to watch your face contort
like bacon as it fries
in a good way
while my penis splits you into a holy star.
An orgasm is a spaceship.
You wait many many years
then you are mature enough to have a mouse.
You practice putting immense feeling
into a tiny pelt.
The rest of your life you explode.

- Dean Young