Newtons Cradle
I have invented a new stunt to add to my collection of nippleness. I call it the "Newtons Cradle" and am QUITE sure that it has never been done before. I will connect four 8 pound bowling balls to my harness by chains, stand still and let an audience member pull the furthest ball out and release it. According to Newtons law, my nipples will act as a device that will allow the two interior bowling balls to remain still while transferring the kinetic energy to the opposite outer ball... just like the little desktop toy that we are all accustomed to. The whole rig should weigh about 32 pounds while the energy of the moving balls shouldn't put out too much extra force. I intend on unveiling it at my next show. I mighte even up the ball weight to 10 or 12 pounds each for added effect. I will post video clips of it as soon as they're made.