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Hello, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to the Great Nippulini Journal. Here I will promote upcoming events, shows, and appearances that I, the Great Nippulini shall perform daring acts of "udder bravery". Be astounded at the feats enabled by the incredible strength of my NIPPLES. With jewelry 00 gauge (3/8") thick, these nipples can sustain suspension of objects like a SIXTEEN POUND bowling ball, iron mud anchors, transmissions and more. He can tow men as heavy as 350 POUNDS, or more than 4 ladies in a utility cart. Check out the website www.GreatNippulini.com to see pictures of past shows, interviews and spotlights about my career.
Hope to see you soon!
The Great Nippulini
Hope to see you soon!
The Great Nippulini