Nails for the Gathering
Now is the time for all good men to come to the party.... oh wait... that's something else.
Now is the time to place any orders for hand forged nails to be purchased at this years Gathering. Yes, I know... I am retired from show biz blah blah blah.... under appreciated blah blah... get paid $10 for incredibly outstanding and wonderfully entertaining shows blah. Meanwhile, I have excelled in the art of blacksmithing, and I maintain friendships made during my career. Hand made nails are made from 316L implant grade surgical stainless steel and can be made to any custom dimensions. What's that you say? You're a beginner and can only fit a 2" x 1/4" nail in your head? I can make that for ya! You're Red Stuart and can fit 5 inches of 00 gauge in your nasal crevise? It can be done. Each nail is hand forged by THE GREAT NIPPULINI, hammered into shape from straight round stock, slightly drawn to a point (can be dulled by request), headed to size, hand polished to a mirror finish and certified implant grade steel.
Depending on size, type and finish, these nails will go anywhere from $5.00 and up per piece. Yes, you heard me right! Starting at only $5.00 per piece! In this modern day of industrialized machine stamped cheap steel, cranked out by some dingbat halfway across the world, having a hand made piece like this is worth having. Sure you can buy a box of cheap mild steel nails for the same price.... see what happens when you leave one of them out to dry after it's been in your caustic bodily fluid laden orifice(s). Why am I bringing this up? Well I'm glad you asked. You see, my nails are GUARANTEED to not rust for the lifetime of you, your children, and your children's children.
Questions? Comments? Want to tell me where to stick one of my nails? Reply here and I'll take care of things. If you want to place an order, e-mail me at Nippulini@aol dot com with a subject heading of "NAIL REQUEST". I will send you a form including all aspects of the type of nail(s) you want. But wait, there's more! If you can't get to the Gathering, or you're just plain impatient and "But Daddy, I want it NOW!!", then I can ship it/them to you. No personal checks please, money orders okay, PayPal & credit cards accepted.... oh wait... there's this new thing the U.S. government has put out. It's this stuff... printed on paper... I think it's called "curr-enc-y"... yeah, I'll take that at the Gathering.
Looking forward to being your smith!
P.S., never call a blacksmith a SMITHY... it's like calling a mechanic a GARAGE. The smithy is the shop where all the work gets done.
Now is the time to place any orders for hand forged nails to be purchased at this years Gathering. Yes, I know... I am retired from show biz blah blah blah.... under appreciated blah blah... get paid $10 for incredibly outstanding and wonderfully entertaining shows blah. Meanwhile, I have excelled in the art of blacksmithing, and I maintain friendships made during my career. Hand made nails are made from 316L implant grade surgical stainless steel and can be made to any custom dimensions. What's that you say? You're a beginner and can only fit a 2" x 1/4" nail in your head? I can make that for ya! You're Red Stuart and can fit 5 inches of 00 gauge in your nasal crevise? It can be done. Each nail is hand forged by THE GREAT NIPPULINI, hammered into shape from straight round stock, slightly drawn to a point (can be dulled by request), headed to size, hand polished to a mirror finish and certified implant grade steel.
Depending on size, type and finish, these nails will go anywhere from $5.00 and up per piece. Yes, you heard me right! Starting at only $5.00 per piece! In this modern day of industrialized machine stamped cheap steel, cranked out by some dingbat halfway across the world, having a hand made piece like this is worth having. Sure you can buy a box of cheap mild steel nails for the same price.... see what happens when you leave one of them out to dry after it's been in your caustic bodily fluid laden orifice(s). Why am I bringing this up? Well I'm glad you asked. You see, my nails are GUARANTEED to not rust for the lifetime of you, your children, and your children's children.
Questions? Comments? Want to tell me where to stick one of my nails? Reply here and I'll take care of things. If you want to place an order, e-mail me at Nippulini@aol dot com with a subject heading of "NAIL REQUEST". I will send you a form including all aspects of the type of nail(s) you want. But wait, there's more! If you can't get to the Gathering, or you're just plain impatient and "But Daddy, I want it NOW!!", then I can ship it/them to you. No personal checks please, money orders okay, PayPal & credit cards accepted.... oh wait... there's this new thing the U.S. government has put out. It's this stuff... printed on paper... I think it's called "curr-enc-y"... yeah, I'll take that at the Gathering.
Looking forward to being your smith!
P.S., never call a blacksmith a SMITHY... it's like calling a mechanic a GARAGE. The smithy is the shop where all the work gets done.