Pink Eye!
I got pink-eye from a mouse! This blows major balls because eventhough I feel fine I was banned from my lab for two days and have to be bored at home since I'm really contageous! So apparently now I catch diseases from rodents, I'm not getting payed for the next two days, and I have to sit at home with my white supremisist roomate for two days! GRRRRRR!!! I'm soooooooo overdue for good charma right about now!