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[greatmendontdie]

Hello. I feel like I should make some kind of introduction. It's only polite. I'm Agamemnon, son of Atreus. His wife is my mother, Aerope. And the smaller boy running around, if you see him, that's my little brother Menelaus. And the very little one, Anaxibia--that's my little sister. She's a precious little thing

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Mental combustion, the ultimate accessory

[mademestranger]

[greatmendontdie]

Yeah?

... just to be confusing

[mademestranger]

Orestes. Son of Agamemnon, King of Mycenae.

[greatmendontdie]

Pf. What?

[mademestranger]

I can think of nothing that will make this less confusing. You're my father.

[greatmendontdie]

... Who's your mother?

[Filter: Agamemnon & sisters] Clyte's banned.

[mademestranger]

I do not have a... I lost my mother when she killed my father, but if you want the technicalities--Clytemnestra, daughter of Tyndareus. My condolences that you had to marry her.

The woman below--who said you are charming for your age--is my wife, Hermione. Daughter of Mene Helen Menelaus.

[Filter: Agamemnon & sisters] AGAIN WITH THE WRONG ACCOUNT

[greatmendontdie]

Menelaus had kids?

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[mademestranger]

A daughter and two illegitimate sons. If I remember correctly.

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[greatmendontdie]

Heh, no, see--I know my little brother. That's not gonna happen.

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[mademestranger]

Now I'm intrigued; why is that?

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[greatmendontdie]

You'd have to meet him.

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[mademestranger]

I have. Uncle Menelaus and I are not on good terms.

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[greatmendontdie]

Heh. See?

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[mademestranger]

Shouldn't have laughed at that I catch your drift, but we fell out because he doesn't keep his promises and his lack of respect for blood ties.

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[greatmendontdie]

Well I warned you.