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[greatmendontdie]

Not passive, not hinting, and not the slightest bit vague as some of us are beyond that childish stage. Any metaphor or parallel I employ that may lead you to think otherwise I am deeply sorry for--I assure you my figurative language is not for hiding purposes but more artistic prerogative. Before anyone accuses me of such cowardice though, I will

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[murderousrepent]

Had you not been a murderer, I would have loved you.

[greatmendontdie]

... Flattered.

[murderousrepent]

I know, sweetheart, I know.

[greatmendontdie]

Oh?

[murderousrepent]

Anyone would be flattered by the interest of a Fury.

You know you want a taste.

[greatmendontdie]

With the utmost respect, I doubt it~

I sincerely apologise. She's a ho.

[murderousrepent]

You have a history of women with a tendency to bite.

I, dear man, do more than bite.

xDD

[greatmendontdie]

"Bite" isn't the word I'd use.

How charming.

[murderousrepent]

What word would you use then, beautiful?

It's intoxicating, isn't it?

sob xD

[greatmendontdie]

I hesitate to mention it to you.

Very~

She'll stop soon... I hope >.<

[murderousrepent]

Why is that? Are you shy?

Now, about that taste...

O rly?

[greatmendontdie]

You're you~

What about it?

Okay, she won't stop by herself. BUT I WILL STOP HER

[murderousrepent]

I know, sweetheart.

Are sure you don't want it?

Uh huh xD

[greatmendontdie]

I hear you gave my son some trouble.

XDD

[murderousrepent]

You can thank your wife for that.

Are you going to let this get between us and that taste?

[greatmendontdie]

We can thank my wife for a lot of things.

That depends.