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[greatergone]

...I would prefer to not have a human body again. The skin is soft and it became very....grimy quickly. Having hair all over also has an odd feeling. Not to mention that having the wind blow across the skin in the wrong direction causes odd feeling bumps to form all over

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[immortaltwat]

Oh, that's not even the worst of it.

That thing humans pee out of? You touch it and it gets all hard and weird looking. And then all this stuff just comes out of it.

It's so weird.

[greatergone]

You speak of the human reproductive system?

[immortaltwat]

I don't know what I speak of. All I know is it's the strangest thing that I've ever encountered.

[greatergone]

As a species, they must reproduce so I cannot blame them. My own species in similar in a way. Are you saying that your race does not reproduce?

[immortaltwat]

Of course not. We just chop of our limbs and wait for them to morph into our offspring.

[greatergone]

Are you a sea creature?

[immortaltwat]

[He snorts.] No. Why would I be a sea creature?

[greatergone]

That is how most sea creatures reproduce.

[immortaltwat]

Seriously? There are actually things that reproduce like that?

That's kind of gross.

[greatergone]

I am guessing you were lying earlier then.

[immortaltwat]

Well, yeah. I can't believe you actually believed me there.

[greatergone]

Trickery is rather rude.

[immortaltwat]

It's also fun. Do they have that on your planet, or is that right up there with body hair on your list of new experiences?

[greatergone]

Trickery is a way to express one person being greater than another so no.

[immortaltwat]

Wait, so you don't think it's fun? You must come from a really weird planet.

[greatergone]

There are ways to have fun without expressing superiority.