Somebody take this and run with it please
Some enterprising person should start a business that would deliver phones, landline or otherwise, to people so they can throw them against the wall without damaging company property.
You could several tiers. A small outlay would get you a receiver that you could bash against your desk, while a higher fee would nab you a whole phone to destroy as you saw fit, perhaps with bats, Office Space printer-style.
Can you tell I've been answering the office phone all day?
You could several tiers. A small outlay would get you a receiver that you could bash against your desk, while a higher fee would nab you a whole phone to destroy as you saw fit, perhaps with bats, Office Space printer-style.
Can you tell I've been answering the office phone all day?