Things I Deserve:
1. A weekend night
2. A fridge full of cheese
3. Thom Yorke and Ted Leo as part of Correspondence Tuesday
4. Hair that cooperates
5. An invincible cookie recipe
6. Heels that do not turn my feet into one large blister
7. Self-replenishing stationary
8. Money for a wine-of-the-week club
9. Hipster friends that make me mixed CDs
10. People that buy me drinks
11. People to cook me dinner
12. More time on my couch at dollop
13. More time on my couch at home
14. A coffee table
15. A social waiver to let me sing Christmas carols before November
16. A complete ACL
17. Some way to filter all my awkwardness into chic attitude
18. ADL, present and accounted for
19. A desk chair
20. All the CDs in Virgin Megastore
2. A fridge full of cheese
3. Thom Yorke and Ted Leo as part of Correspondence Tuesday
4. Hair that cooperates
5. An invincible cookie recipe
6. Heels that do not turn my feet into one large blister
7. Self-replenishing stationary
8. Money for a wine-of-the-week club
9. Hipster friends that make me mixed CDs
10. People that buy me drinks
11. People to cook me dinner
12. More time on my couch at dollop
13. More time on my couch at home
14. A coffee table
15. A social waiver to let me sing Christmas carols before November
16. A complete ACL
17. Some way to filter all my awkwardness into chic attitude
18. ADL, present and accounted for
19. A desk chair
20. All the CDs in Virgin Megastore