Sep 23, 2005 23:30
I'm drunk as a herd of dogs, dog-sled....
I want to dance so badly right now.....
Why won't pendulum magic work? Zener cards? I made a Ouija program and it doesen't help me. All I want is one reproducible effect, just one...
I NEED to dance!
I miss the ninjas, and this weekend ther's a ninja wedding. I'm gonna bring booze and cheer. And by "cvheer" I don't mean I'm going t0o cheerlead.
Why is the phrase "colder than a witch's tit?" They're not cole\d at all. Maybe "colder than a Witch's butt in bed..."
*rolls around on the ground* hug me!
My motorbike is toast. Clutch's going, carbs need to be rebuilt....maybe lost compression in one cylinder. I'm gonnas sell it and get a Ninja! (I think.)
"and we figured out what teh Russians had done...."