➃ 1st FIRE

[greatballsofire]

[accidentally recorded faltering footsteps after a landing, the sound of the fountain is loud nearby] Ooookay, so I got lost somewhere over Europe again. Last time I let them let Ben drive.

FLAME ON!

[overwhelming "FWOOSH" noise as everybody's fave Human Torch is engulfed in flames and sent rocketing into the air; luckily his device appears to be

Comments

[notgoku]

W-was that a rocket?!

[greatballsofire]

Even better, kid. It was the Human Torch.

[notgoku]

Human.. Torch?

[greatballsofire]

Yeah, Human... Torch. Fantastic Four? Don't you ever watch TV?

[notgoku]

Ohh, we don't have a tv!

What's the Fan..tastek Four?

[greatballsofire]

... Seriously? Where do you live?

[notgoku]

Back home, waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay out in the country..

It's not so bad if we fly though!

[greatballsofire]

If you fly?

[notgoku]

Yeah, it doesn't take much time at all, then!

[greatballsofire]

Yeah, guess it wouldn't. They don't let a little guy like you fly, do they?

[notgoku]

Sure, why wouldn't they?

[greatballsofire]

Are you even big enough to see out the cockpit window?

[notgoku]

I'm not little

[greatballsofire]

Planes aren't, either.

[notgoku]

Planes? I never said planes! I dunno how to drive those.

Flying! You know, like a birdie!