Apr 10, 2009 17:57
*hurries into class, forty-five minutes late*
Heh heh, kiddos. Sorry 'bout making you wait. My alarm clock didn't go off, and them my bike got a flat tire on the way here...and then I got lost and didn't know how to get to my room. *rubs back of neck somewhat sheepishly*
M'name's Obito. Call me Obito-sensei, 'kay? And for the record, yes I am available. fuck you, statutory rape laws
*holds up a giant cardboard box filled with candy, ramen cups, sticks of dango...and is that a sixpack of beer?*
Tell me the immediate cause of World War I, and you get whatever you want from the box. No floor messes though; cockroaches are icky!
And then someone else tell me three indirect causes and three effects.
late again,
yup you all get snacks,
wwi,
first day of work oh shit