Time to enlighten the next generation about the grand events of bygone years.

Apr 10, 2009 17:57

*hurries into class, forty-five minutes late*

Heh heh, kiddos. Sorry 'bout making you wait. My alarm clock didn't go off, and them my bike got a flat tire on the way here...and then I got lost and didn't know how to get to my room. *rubs back of neck somewhat sheepishly*

M'name's Obito. Call me Obito-sensei, 'kay? And for the record, yes I am available. fuck you, statutory rape laws

*holds up a giant cardboard box filled with candy, ramen cups, sticks of dango...and is that a sixpack of beer?*

Tell me the immediate cause of World War I, and you get whatever you want from the box. No floor messes though; cockroaches are icky!

And then someone else tell me three indirect causes and three effects.

late again, yup you all get snacks, wwi, first day of work oh shit

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